muslim bookmark

This is when either out of spite or lack of toilet paper,
they wipe their ass on a page of the KORAN.

U S EMBASSY;KUWAIT:

Has anyone seen my Koran,it's time for prayer.
MARINE; We ran out of shitter wipe ,so I borrowed a few
pages.Don't have a cow NAHIBE, I put them back after I
gave them a muslim bookmark.
OHHHH! I KEEEEL YOUUU NOW! YOUUU INFIDEL !!!!!!

by driver_im8 August 8, 2009

Muslimland

A term used by someone that is so blinded by hate and ignorance that he does not even bother the learn the geography of whatever place he refers to while hating Muslims.

Go back to ME or whatever Muslimland you came from!

by re4m8edjerkess August 29, 2006

Muslim

People who follow the religion Islam. Most are peaceful but some have lost their way. Those people are not Muslims. They don't follow our rules and you can't just say that all Muslims are bad when they aren't and you know that. Do you know how many killers are white and you don't here anyone else say 'oh this person is white and is bad so they're all bad.' And people who think that Muslims are all bad are hypocrites. and if all Muslims are bad then you're saying sweet innocent baby that just came out of his mother's womb is bad. You hate little kids who don't know any better just because they're Muslims. Think about that next time you say all Muslims are bad. Yeah they're some who are bad, but don't forget about your ancestors when they enslaved and raped Africans. And the trail of tears and you decide to put him on the tweet when he ain't even worth a cent. The afrikeners in South Africa, American Indians in America. And stop saying go back to where you came from cause we're all damn immigrants, except for the American Indians. You're probably too stupid to know what you are but your not just "America". And your ancestors are the ones who brought thousands of Africans to America in the first place!! I'm done now. P.s FUCK TRUMP AND RACIST PEOPLE.

My religion is Islam so therefore that makes me Muslim.

by Ihatewhitepplandtheirbullshit May 21, 2016

Muslimed

When you hang out with Muslims so much that you start to act like one

Ethan was with that Muslim chick again last night. He is totally about to get Muslimed.

by Pocko July 22, 2017

muslim water balloon

While a man's partner is sleeping, he shits, pisses, and cums in a condom. He then throws this latex covered mixture at his sleeping partner's face, thus waking her up to shit and semen everyhere.

person 1: Last night, I used Jenny's face as a muslim water balloon target. There was a massive glob of shit, piss, and cum on her face as she woke up from the massive blow. person 2: Disgusting, yet awesome!!!!

by mister superman 2 January 30, 2010

all american muslim

a reality t.v. show that is an embarrassment to muslims

and that should be known as "all american lebanese ppl"

"hey u c tht show all american muslim?"
"ya i was embarrassed as hell!"

by angelbla November 29, 2011

You ain't no muslim bruv

A shout of derision towards any member of IS or Daesh

Person 1: This is for Syria!
Person 2: You ain't no Muslim bruv

by MrMintChocChip March 19, 2016