An expensive alternative to a latex condom which is commonly made out of lamb or lambskin. Men usually loathe having sex with them as it feels like their penis is wrapped in a leather bomber jacket.
"I just found out that my girlfriend is allergic to latex. I really hope that I can find wholesale Leather Cock Bags online. I think that I'm going to go broke at $5 a bang."
by LeatherCockBagsR'US August 17, 2013
Get the Leather Cock Bagmug. When you are mad at your girlfriend and tell her that both of you are going for a trip in the country side. You walk by a farm and remove her top and push her in a pile of cow manure.
That scene where Biff got covered in manure in "Back to the Future". He wore a brown leather jacket.
by CoolWhip69 January 12, 2012
Get the Brown Leather Jacketmug. One who listens to power/heavy metal bands, which emphasise on "gay leather" themes* - lyrics, attire, etc.
*Typically fantasy depicted themes, but on their album covers, they're depicted as homosexuals in leather, w/ additional swords, and shields - something typical in an S&M homosexual pornography.
*Typically fantasy depicted themes, but on their album covers, they're depicted as homosexuals in leather, w/ additional swords, and shields - something typical in an S&M homosexual pornography.
Manowar are a prominent 'gay leather' metal band. They're known for their S&M attires, 'gay leather' lyrics, which have redundant references to the word "sword".
by Paul Phoenix January 13, 2006
Get the 'Gay leather' metalmug. The ultimate in ostentatiousness, when money is no object and taste is not a factor. One feature of a new $1.5 million Russian SUV is its whale penis leather interior.
Beth just spent a fortune redecorating her apartment. I wouldn't be surprised if she got a whale penis leather couch.
by edac2 February 12, 2010
Get the Whale Penis Leathermug. An innocent bystander roaming the streets at night, usually wearing a leather jacket, subject to drunk rants from a group behind them yelling insults.
by OG stank daddy May 15, 2013
Get the Leather Jacket Foreskinmug. 1) A phrase used when something disappoints you and or annoys you to the point of almost swearing.
2) When referring to something obscene, disgusting or just plain wrong; comes from but-less chaps
2) When referring to something obscene, disgusting or just plain wrong; comes from but-less chaps
1) "You wanna know what really chaps my leathers, this dang rush hour traffic!"
OR
Friend: Hey dude I think that teacher failed you on purpose!
Me: Ya man he really chaps my leathers!
2) Friend: Dude I think your moms hot!
Me: Uhh! That Chaps my leathers!
OR
Friend: Hey dude I think that teacher failed you on purpose!
Me: Ya man he really chaps my leathers!
2) Friend: Dude I think your moms hot!
Me: Uhh! That Chaps my leathers!
by Everything Will Be Deefine February 27, 2011
Get the Chaps My Leathersmug. When you buy a new car, open the door, take a smell, and immediately throw up from the "new car smell".
neighbor Joe: Sweet ride, man.
Bob: I know right, I just bought it.
neighbor Joe: Mind if I take a look inside?
Bob: Go ahead.
*10 seconds later*
Bob: Ah man you had total leather puke right there!!! That was nasty!
Bob: I know right, I just bought it.
neighbor Joe: Mind if I take a look inside?
Bob: Go ahead.
*10 seconds later*
Bob: Ah man you had total leather puke right there!!! That was nasty!
by leather puke is nasty. October 8, 2008
Get the Leather Pukemug.