A girl who looks like a man. Usually has an attitude, works out a lot. A hint of testostorone can usually be detected.
Girl 1: Ugh, she's such a Leah.
Girl 2: Yeah, I heard she was having a bitch about you whilst pumping weights.
Girl 2: Yeah, I heard she was having a bitch about you whilst pumping weights.
by GeekFace1024 October 4, 2010
Get the Leahmug. A good fuck that will fuck you over after and looks like a 12 year old girl with tattoos, and is way too interested in money and drugs, preferably coke. Likes black cock.
by Viking1988 July 8, 2010
Get the Leahmug. Leah is a biblical name that's literal meaning is 'To fester'.
If you know a Leah, you probably mistake her for an unsightly bulge in the sofa every now and then.
She has had some magical expanding pyjamas fitted at birth - you will never EVER see her wearing anything else.
Thats not to say she does nothing, she can roll joints like its an olympic sport, and has occasionally been known to sing. Though don't ask her to sing anything she doesn't already know, as this would involve moving to get the lyrics.
Moving is very dangerous to Leahs. She may have a psychotic episode or rupture a spleen or something.
If you want to date/sleep with/fondle a Leah, all you have to do is make sure she has enough weed to hand and she probably won't even notice!
Despite all this, she makes a very effective babysitter (i.e. you can run out of the door before her and she has no choice.)
Another benefit of a pet Leah is that she rarely needs feeding, and practically anything you give her to eat will be regarded as 'immense'. Possibly because she hasn't had to get up and cook it.
If you know a Leah, you probably mistake her for an unsightly bulge in the sofa every now and then.
She has had some magical expanding pyjamas fitted at birth - you will never EVER see her wearing anything else.
Thats not to say she does nothing, she can roll joints like its an olympic sport, and has occasionally been known to sing. Though don't ask her to sing anything she doesn't already know, as this would involve moving to get the lyrics.
Moving is very dangerous to Leahs. She may have a psychotic episode or rupture a spleen or something.
If you want to date/sleep with/fondle a Leah, all you have to do is make sure she has enough weed to hand and she probably won't even notice!
Despite all this, she makes a very effective babysitter (i.e. you can run out of the door before her and she has no choice.)
Another benefit of a pet Leah is that she rarely needs feeding, and practically anything you give her to eat will be regarded as 'immense'. Possibly because she hasn't had to get up and cook it.
'Where's Leah?? Has she gone out?'
'No, the kids have just thrown their coats over her again'
'Doctor, I'm worried I might be a necrophiliac'
'What makes you think that?'
'I shagged a Leah last night'
'Nurse! Fetch the straight jacket! Another necrophiliac nutter in here!'
'No, the kids have just thrown their coats over her again'
'Doctor, I'm worried I might be a necrophiliac'
'What makes you think that?'
'I shagged a Leah last night'
'Nurse! Fetch the straight jacket! Another necrophiliac nutter in here!'
by Mosschops77 April 14, 2013
Get the Leahmug. a girl who is a complete plastic who wears to much makeup and postes pictures of herself on facebook waiting for her friends to comment and start complimenting her. not worth it.
by thefuture101 May 25, 2011
Get the Leahmug. Big smelly ass pingu lover. Would rather stick a pingu up her bum than get a million Euro. Loves men called Leon. Eats cheese. Can't stay up past 2am cos she needs her beddy byes
Person 1: who is that sticking a live penguin up their ass?
Katie: oh, that's just Leah :D
Person 1: wtf is wrong with her
Katie: WTF U SAY BITCH. I'MMA KICK UR ASS BISH DON'T SAY THAT SHIT BOUT LEAH SHE JUST LOVES PINGU.
Katie: oh, that's just Leah :D
Person 1: wtf is wrong with her
Katie: WTF U SAY BITCH. I'MMA KICK UR ASS BISH DON'T SAY THAT SHIT BOUT LEAH SHE JUST LOVES PINGU.
by Leahlovespingu June 13, 2018
Get the Leahmug. Someone who is named Leah wants everyone to be blamed on for her own problems. She'll go out of her way in order to make herself more well known, even if it means hurting her friends. All she seeks is attention and sympathy, which is sad because it seems like that's all she really cares about.
by savage cool kid March 4, 2020
Get the Leahmug. 