Bitch Lasagna

Words you tell your crush when she don't answer you

guy: Hello
Seen 5:07pm
guy: Bitch lasagna

by Boproi August 26, 2018

deep dish lasagna

Referring to the woman’s front private area. Unlike the standard reference of a taco, a deep dish lasagna is deep, moist, and layered.

I got hooked up with that girl up from the party yesterday and man, in bed she had a deep dish lasagna.

by MasterBigDump March 23, 2024

Lasagna Nut

When you mash your boner into a bowl or plate of lasagna, causing instant orgasm

Wow, your Lasagna Nut is on point

by Mr.Scloong September 17, 2017

Blue Lasagna

The female version of blue balls, she wants a man to fill her and he doesn’t

I woke up so horny and he was too tired so i had blue lasagna…

by Veezer February 18, 2022

lasagna demon

Someone who has eaten a lasagna so bad that their breath smells terrible even hours later, driving away their significant other.

Bethany: What’s that smell? Is that lasagna?
Steve: Oh, yeah, I had some for dinner…
Bethany: Ew, your breath! Back off, you lasagna demon!

by AstralChaos March 24, 2022

Lasagna Enhancement Organization

A supposed Italian mothers group that meets up weekly to discuss ways to improve upon an already perfect dish.

Taken from Donut Operator's "how to EASILY get out of a ticket (LEO recap)"

"Guys, can we get.. tell (unintelligible) what LEO stands for?"
(bla bla bla)
"Lasagna Enhancement Organization? I'm all for that dude! Like a giant group of Italian mothers that get together and discuss and debate over how you get an... an enhanced lasagna"

by CoomChaliceTheII August 20, 2024

bitch lasagna

a lasagna filled with you guessed it, bitch meat

A : Let's get kebab.
B: I'd rather get bitch lasagna.

by yourhighnessthief August 20, 2022