dirty kleenix

when a woman is so tight that when a guy puts it in her and fucks her real hard he tries takin it out and in the process it pulls her pussy inside out

1."last night i was fucking this 3 year old and i accindently gave her a dirty kleenix"

by Jimmy Mahoney December 4, 2007

Kyle Kleeschulte

Fucking annoying fuck nut who is dumb as hell and makes you feel like your talking to a stone wall.....

I'm talking to a Kyle Kleeschulte right now dude, omg kill me please!!

by Yogy Bear January 1, 2012

kleem

An expression said of someone or something that inspires the urge to grab or squeeze it with affection.

"Oh look at that kleem dog!"

by lolasrunning October 27, 2009

Kloey

What you are called when your mama is too ignorant to know the spelling of Chloe

Kloey - get me some cigs and big bottle of soda so I can get fatter - the food stamps are on the table

by SteveRR June 7, 2019

valentine shame kleenex

2ply girlfriend-in-a-box usually found on the floor in a ball on February 15th.

I can tell he didnt have a date, he must have watched love actually by himself last night, look at all the valentine shame kleenexs all over his room.

my gf never puts out on valentines day, but its okay i left a valentines shame kleenex in her purse.

by Mediocre Mr Fox February 15, 2010

Klove

Another word for rape

Natalia Kills was kloved at the age of 9

by Heyehehehhedhsueheh January 12, 2017

kleep

kleep: the period between restful sleep and full alertness where one is prone to unintelligible murmerings, also can be used to describe people or things who are incomprehensible

"While you were kleeping last night, man, you said the strangest crap."

"He doesn't make sense when he talks, it's like he's kleeping."

"That professor is such a kleeper, I don't undertand him."

by Anjali Sareen March 6, 2008