Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.
by CockSlurper69 June 03, 2019
A family member that has lost their way; that is no longer adhering to the values taught at the kitchen table; that is not living by those values or being a supporting member of the family
My sister in law is being A Kim or a Kirk. She won't even listen to my truth or be there for me as family should be.
by Homo on the Range May 06, 2024
When megan kirk smokes a vape into a creepy man called jaydens anus and refills the vape with jaydens seamen and smokes it.
by NIGGAfromCHINA April 20, 2022
by Charius38 May 18, 2024
by Charius38 May 06, 2024
To Bhutanese shrimple kirk is to commit the act of watching Star Trek while inserting one’s phallus into a seafood platter. Primarily done in Bhutan this act gained its signature name Bhutanese shrimple kirk
Verb: bhutanese shrimple kirking
Verb: bhutanese shrimple kirking
by Milk8766 January 14, 2025
kirke is a female name, often given to extraordinary kind females. The name got its roots in greek mythology, referred as the daughter of the sun god helios, which relates often to the bright and shiny personalities and also to the power and strength of a her. In the long term, kirkes are useful to those who are able to tame and estimate her powers.
by whatevermän December 03, 2017