A couples party where all of the men put their car keys into a bowl or bag and at the end of the party, the women blindly select a set of keys to determine who she goes home with for the rest of the evening for sexual gratification.
Last night I got to take Jerry's wife Sue home from the key party for the first time. She gave me a better blow job than my own wife Jan, but I love her more than anything, especially since she likes to attend the key parties with me. Jan went home with Bill and said she liked how large his penis was, but that I still make better love to her than any of her other partners.
by BRD October 10, 2004
by LatinaKaterina November 17, 2004
alicia keys is HOTTER than beyonce, and she is smart enough to stay away from usher you would just fall in love with her in the moment u see or hear her.
by i wanna bang u March 08, 2005
This is probably the most popular DJ Khaled catch phrase. Sometimes Khaled will say “Major Key” “Major Key Alert” “🔑” — all of these are Khaled sharing the keys to success. They usually consist of working hard and never giving up on your dreams.
by crazyones February 17, 2016
The term "car keying" has one fairly well known meaning:
1. The act of scraping the sharper point of a car key across the windshield or front door of a car, making a screeching sound and leaving a large scratch in the paint. Often preformed in anger or spite; a form of vandalism.
There is one other, not-so-well-known meaning:
2. The act of saying the phrase, "I need the car keys" and plunging ones hand into the front pocket of someone elses pants or hoodie to retrieve said car keys. This is usually down to a boyfriend (or husband) via the girlfriend (or wife). A big turn on, and surprising if they didn't expect it.
1. The act of scraping the sharper point of a car key across the windshield or front door of a car, making a screeching sound and leaving a large scratch in the paint. Often preformed in anger or spite; a form of vandalism.
There is one other, not-so-well-known meaning:
2. The act of saying the phrase, "I need the car keys" and plunging ones hand into the front pocket of someone elses pants or hoodie to retrieve said car keys. This is usually down to a boyfriend (or husband) via the girlfriend (or wife). A big turn on, and surprising if they didn't expect it.
1. "Dude, that bitch just car keyed my new ride!"
2. "I need the car keys baby." (followed by the fishing around in someone elses pocket and then they are found.) "Thanks."
2. "I need the car keys baby." (followed by the fishing around in someone elses pocket and then they are found.) "Thanks."
by Aillwen January 12, 2005
by Geedavey November 01, 2009
A senile old mental patient who escaped the asylum and is now running New Zealand. He needs to be stopped before he cripples the country forever.
John Key is an arse; that's all there is to it.
by Trollbeast August 13, 2012