Josh

To take a shit

i just joshed my pants

by elwood scutt December 31, 2009

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Josh

Josh's tend to love Panda's They can also be either bisexual or straight. They are usually quiet, content and are so chill about everything. Anything they do makes them look cool. Sometimes they can be major assholes but they always apologize or feel bad about it later. They are easy to forgive because of their good looks and charm. Josh's can be found at the mall, skateboarding or playing video games. Some are hot pieces of ass that girls can't keep their hands off of. Others are just Josh. They can be total vagina magnets and they tend to attract unwanted stalkers to them. They are just that great.

The names of their girlfriends usually start with the Letter K.

Stalker1: OMG! IT'S JOSH, HE'S SITTING AT THAT TABLE. ^-^ <3 <3 <3
Stalker2: OH...oh, he's sitting with his girlfriend.
Stalker3: fuck. ;-;

Josh: -Idgaf.-
GirlfriendWho'sNameStartsWithK: Dumb bitches. :D
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Josh: -Walking all cool through the mall-
-See's Panda shirt-
Oh fuck! A Panda! Woo, Panda!
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by CaptainPoptart June 18, 2011

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Josh

hes got a tan body, a sweet smile, and beautiful eyes. Can be a little bit of a dick but can be really sweet too. has a big heart only to the ones he cares about. he never wants to be in a serious relationship. he knows how to sweet talk a girl so she always wants more. in life a josh will be married to a girl who's name starts with a H.

Josh: see that girl

Person1: ya?

Josh: Ya i wish i could get her!

Person1: Why not?

Josh: She doesnt like me. cause one night i made fun of her....

by ShAnNoNeFuEcKeS January 9, 2011

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