Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

jonny

penis

thats a nice jonny

by stay here lol June 1, 2018

jonny vang

Jonny Vang is the most weirdest but thicccccest beast alive and he like to eat lots of corn 🌽

Jonny Vang: want to eat corn
Me: HECK YA!

by FAN OF JONNY 69 November 25, 2019

Jonnie

A girl who's name is commonly confused with a boys name. She overreacts a lot. She falls in for like the hottest but meanest guys. Does stupid shit. Probably on crack. For some reason everyone knows a different version of her. Whether it be her being nice or a bitch. Personally its the second but we all have our moments. Oh did I mention she gets hurt all the time? She does.

Me: Did you see Jonnie trip today?

Friend: Oh hell yeah. That was funny asf.

by ayenonymous November 26, 2019

Jonny Rudder

That perverted redheaded guy at work that always wants to do the Dutch Rudder with you

Brenden keeps trying to get me to do the old Jonny Rudder with him, fucking perv!

by The Roc Nights March 27, 2019

Jonny

A Person or Animal that is Constantly Annoying

"Jonny, Stop Being Annoying"

by Haydos.17 June 11, 2019

Jonny Hawkins

A very sexy man who's put up with and gotten past a lot of shit from life from losing family to just bullshit from people, whom also is frontman for rock band Nøthing Møre.

That musician Jonny Hawkins really is something, another shirtless rock god.

by Axl_Cat June 12, 2019