craigslist job

Simply put, a job that nobody wants. This job could be anything from a bathroom attendant to the camera mans assistant at a shotgun wedding. There is no formal hiring process and the pay is anything but competitive.

*At Shotgun Wedding*
Cam: Do you see that camera mans assistant in the corner drinking free booze? I want that job.

Nate: Nah bro, that’s a Craigslist job.

by cdansk July 23, 2017

fear job

A sexual favor performed by a wife, girlfriend, and/or significant other before a trip. The favor is performed out of fear to help curtail any near-future promiscuity by the other partner as the wife, girlfriend and/or significant other is not in attendance.

My wife gave me a fear job before I left for India.

by iwantonlymyson April 28, 2017

gas job

A gas truck. Often used to express distaste that it's not a diesel.

Billybob1: That's a sweet Ford!
Billybob2: Yeah but that ain't no Powerstroke, that's a gas job...

by Ajewman April 3, 2017

minge job

like a blow job... but on a minge.

can also be used as a derogatory term for a given individual.

"would you lke a minge job?"

or

"Matt is such a fucking minge job, i hate him"

by QuimBags November 2, 2011

Reef Job

A Sex Act similar to a hand job, but involving more coral.

The Austrailian Government are offering $150,000AUD for someone prepared to spend 6 months on a reef job.

by AskTheScientists January 13, 2009

Core Jobs

"Those jobs that would afford one to live a middle class life in the United States."

Core Jobs is a term coined by Jay Anderson, longtime financial leader in Pittsfield, Massachusetts, and the current President and CEO of Pittsfield Cooperative Bank. Anderson has used the term countless times in discussions in the community, in his role as chairman of the Pittsfield Economic Revitalization Corporation and during appearances on media programs, such as Good Morning Pittsfield on WTBR-FM and Pittsfield Community Television. Further context for this description comes as the number of jobs available in the current economy, while providing income for employees, do not offer enough pay and/or benefits to allow an employee to provide for a respectable quality of life. For example, as large retail big box stores continue to expand further and dominate local markets, they have become large employers in the regions in which they are located. However, these retailers (such as Walmart) have been criticized for paying low wages as a part of a profit-enhancing strategy. Jobs in the service sector, including retail, hospitality, and tourism have been often criticized also as the kind of jobs that do not fit the "core job" description.

by MontanaJays February 14, 2012

ramp job

A sudden, suspicious, and unexplained rise in stock market prices at the end of the trading day. Attributed by observers to market manipulation by large financial institutions.

In particular, a "ramp job" is suspected to be the work of the secretive "PPT" (Plunge Protection Team). Refers to an attempt to sustain artificially high prices in equities despite an overall bear-market trend.

Derisive term suggesting nefarious activity, related to other slang terms such as "whack job" (secretly arranged contract murder) and "hack job" (ineffective temporary solution to a problem).

"Look at that ramp job in the S&P chart at the close on Friday. The PPT is hitting hard, they really do not want this market to fall. Don't believe the hype."

by Ursus Minor June 3, 2009