Jizzterm

Cynical term for a buzzword.

"Ambassador, with these jizzterms you are really baffling us!"

by Saint Constantinople Rockerfeller III June 11, 2008

jizzer smack

Busting in the girls face in the shape of Zorro's Z then smacking her in the face with your dick.

Dude I jizzer smacked that bitch at billy's party last night.

by Jerry McDickerdoodle October 9, 2009

Jizzle Stain

An arrogant, conceited, immature, male youth who is synonymous with the unsightly and offensive sight of a semen stain.

Don't call that jizzle stain back, he was on top of every girl at the bar.

by Femme noveau October 20, 2010

jizzered

The repetitive shaking of a woman's chin by the hand of the male she is giving head too.

jizzered: The repetitive shaking of a woman's chin by the hand of the male she is giving head too.

by myaccountinglab November 19, 2010

Jizzleblobber

The act of jizzing of unloading jizz all over a girl's belongings to ensure she has contact with the ejacluator's semen. Occurs frequently from men who have a tendency to watch Boyz II Men videos all day long at work.

Kate: Amanda I met this guy at the club last night and I know I didn't do shit with him because I passed out once I got home. He was passed out too, so I woke up and said WTF? I went to Starbucks to regroup and left his passed out ass here at my apartment. I came back there was cum all over my underwear, my pots and pans, and even some in my cookie jar!!

Amanda: Wow, you took home a jizzleblobber.

by GmcK April 30, 2011

Jizzer bottle

When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.

"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.

by hellatightpussy September 3, 2011

Jizztermath

The moments after having a wank where the cum drips literally everywhere you don't want it to.

"I had a really bad Jizztermath last night!"
"Really?"
"Yeah... shirt, pants, sink and alot on the floor"

by truthaboutjizz July 28, 2012