He went to Jared

An annoying phrase that will NOT catch on, so shut up.

On a poorly written commercial with bad actors...

Girlfran #1: OMG Gurrrl He went to Jared!
Girlfran #2: What?
Girlfran #1: Gurrrl! He went to Jared! He bought me diamonds!
Girlfran #2: Is that some attempted universal symbol for proposing? If it is then it's retarded and isn't going to catch on. In fact I doubt that people who actually got stuff from there say that. So shut up.
Girlfran #1: ...

by jkbena612 December 21, 2009

Jaked it

When one of your friends make a joke and then the kid that thinks he’s funny tries add on and completely ruins the joke

Shii man you jaked it so hard

by Jaked it November 7, 2020

Jaeden

Jaeden is such a special person inside and out. He will annoy you about the little things all the time and it will get on your nerves without a doubt but you can never stay mad at him. He has such a contagious smile that just makes your heart beat a million times a minute, oh and his laugh is so precious. He is both optimistic and pessimistic, he rarely gives up but when he does just know he has had enough. He can get a little jealous but honestly it's so cute! His hugs make you feel so loved but at the same time you don't want to let go. When you aren't with him you think about him all the time, and when he is with you, you don't want to leave because you know the second you leave you will think about him. This kid has so many talents and so many amazing traits. Just a note to self, if you come across a Jaeden in your life time just know that he is extra special and all around an amazing human being.

"Jaeden is such a good friend"

by Rain :))) May 3, 2019

Japedo

Someone of Japanese background who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children.

Creators and consumers of lolicon, shotacon, and so-called "junior idols" are generally japedos.

by xxx-xxx December 18, 2009

jared harley

Is a "tumblr famous" douche-bag who dates every other tumblr famous girl out there.

Faggot 1: Did you hear? Jared Harley broke up with Aly!!
Ugly Girl: OMG NO!!!!1

by lolslolsolsols January 1, 2012

Jaeden

Is AWESOME DUDE and is a MAD DOG!!!!..... He Always Wins in a Fight and GETS ALL THE LADIES!!! He has Muscles of a God and better looking than a Million Male Supermodels. He is the BEAST OF SEXINESS, Indestructible and his name is used to describe everything AWESOME.

Example 1
Person 1: "Wow That Was AWESOME"
Person 2: "Yeah It Was Totally Jaeden"

Example 2
Girl 1: "Who's That Hot Sexy Guy?"
Girl 2: "I Don't Know But He Must Be A Jaeden"
Girl 1: "Yeah Must Be"

by jessica80 November 11, 2012

Jaded

When you smoke to cope with your depression and feelings of emptiness but now you’re just sad and high.

Tyrone lit a fat blunt to help him get over Jessica but it only got him jaded

by Cheapycheepster May 8, 2018