A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.
I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.
by marthastewart731 March 22, 2016
Get the jasper, tennesseemug. by Ellonmusk November 21, 2021
Get the Jaspermug. very sarcastic, which can be very annoying but, her beauty, personality and amazing laugh makes up for all of it, shes so amazing. i would so give her 1000 hugs, definetly would want to and more alot more, and alot more, would give love n affection, my ex talked bad about her but i dont belive my ex anymore, not after the shit she has pulled, anyway back to jasper, *long exagurated sigh* i would SO give her a hug right fucking now, and give her and more right now, ya feel?
by TPFKadin September 11, 2019
Get the jaspermug. Literally the most awesome person you know. He’s funny and smart and athletic, and a bit of a nerd sometimes. He pulls whoever he wants though, so don’t think you can escape him. He’s also really handsome.
by anonymous December 18, 2022
Get the Jaspermug. a sarcastic girl who says "head ass" or "periodt" un ironically, but its lowkey kinda cute, would give her 100 hugs, im at 6 rn
jasper
by TPFKadin September 11, 2019
Get the jaspermug. jasper is a fucking pussy
by jasper=pussy November 27, 2021
Get the jaspermug.