Japanese Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while one is dropping a deuce in a squat toilet.

That Thai lady boi gave Henry a Japanese Blumpkin….he didn’t even see her balls hanging as he pinched that massive loaf.

by Mexican Blumpkin August 20, 2022

Japanese Sandblaster

A JDM car first performs a burnout, and the hot tire rubber is sprayed into an awaiting anus.

We went to a crazy car meet last night, someone received a Japanese Sandblaster. It was super KAWAII. uwu <3

by MetalRaptor November 19, 2021

japanese weaboo

A non American that is obsessed with American culture, such as watching cartoons or eating their food.

Hey did you hear about that Japanese weaboo Kyle?

by Trashboi101 October 17, 2017

Japanese swirlie

Take a normal swirlie in a normal toilet, but add a bidet (Japanese toilet) get the vision?

Think of getting water boarded but in a toilet, Japanese swirlie

by Japaneseswirlie June 7, 2023

Japanese Windchime

When a man slaps his penis against his inner thighs in hopes of making it grow.

Rachels penis has grown twice as large ever since he started performing those gender neutral Japanese Windchimes every night.

by Benitoscafe13 December 25, 2016

Japanese BananaBear

The legendary bear from Japan that only eats bananas. They migrate around world climbing trees, searching for bananas. They are often seen holding the Japanese flag. They usually have brown fur, and very adorable.

There's a Japanese BananaBear outside! He's climbing the tree, looking for bananas, we should pet him and give him a banana.

by JSKKSA November 24, 2021

Japanese Napalm

When you’re fucking a girl in the ass and she leaves diarrhea on your dick

After a taco dinner with my girl, I put it in her ass and she Japanese Napalmed all over me and the clean sheets

by ZBarry McKockinerL December 25, 2022