ass-jammery

The ancient tradition of loading up a donkey with gifts and sending it out across the desert.

The ancient Egyptians looked forward to the annual ass-jammery.

The most famous ass-jammery occured when Jesus entered Jerusalem on the back of a donkey.

by Katherkath January 1, 2012

Spine Jammer

One who jams, implodes, shatters, spins, or twist a male's spine during homosexual intercourse. Resulting in the jammie (the one who's spine was deformed) having to use a wheel chair for a year to the rest of his life (depending on the force and intensity of the spine jammer). Could cause the full-body to be paralyzed.

Ian: "lets have sex"
Other male: "No way. I heard your a spine jammer, and i still want to be able to walk."

by Pretty Boy September 13, 2014

Spine Jammer

One who jams, implodes, shatters, spins, or twist a male's spine during homosexual intercourse. Resulting in the jammie (the one who's spine was deformed) having to use a wheel chair for a year to the rest of his life (depending on the force and intensity of the spine jammer). Could cause the full-body to be paralyzed.

Ian: "lets have sex"
Other male: "No way. I heard your a spine jammer, and i still want to be able to walk."

by Pretty Boy September 13, 2014

Indiana Log Jammer

Having your mate upside down on a ladder while you stand over top of her T-bagging her butthole, or "jamming your log"

"it was a first last night, we pulled off the good old Indiana Log Jammer."

by SiñorTyler October 17, 2016

Mammy Jammer

One who has sexual relations with his own mother. A combination of mammy for mother and jammer to indicate sexual relations.

Used as a disparaging descriptor.

You degenerate mammy jammer.

by Vorpal Blade September 17, 2011

Ice Jammer

when you take a shit, freeze it and then fuck somebody with the frozen shit.

she was so dirty i was able to give her an ice jammer.

by DIRTY DIRTY STEVE July 2, 2010

Jamber

A girl born in January. You will never find anyone like her, she’s as unique as her name and she won’t ever let you forget her. She has the mind of no other & she will stay loyal all the way. She is fun for the right one & she doesn’t like easy.

I know Jamber & she is wonderful, I think I love her.

by JaeeBayBee April 6, 2020