japanese grease

When you use the drippings of your take-out to oil your henges or fix your hair.

Girl 1: yo, you got that japanese grease? My hair is flat

Girl 2: yeah I just went to Mr. Wongs today.

by CammieBox February 2, 2017

Japanese Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while one is dropping a deuce in a squat toilet.

That Thai lady boi gave Henry a Japanese Blumpkin….he didn’t even see her balls hanging as he pinched that massive loaf.

by Mexican Blumpkin August 20, 2022

Japanese Napalm

When you’re fucking a girl in the ass and she leaves diarrhea on your dick

After a taco dinner with my girl, I put it in her ass and she Japanese Napalmed all over me and the clean sheets

by ZBarry McKockinerL December 25, 2022

Japanese Blazer

The act of a Japanese person defecating on another person by surprise.

Those South African rugby players sure got a good Japanese Blazer over the weekend

by Flash1980 December 6, 2015

Japanese Sandblaster

A JDM car first performs a burnout, and the hot tire rubber is sprayed into an awaiting anus.

We went to a crazy car meet last night, someone received a Japanese Sandblaster. It was super KAWAII. uwu <3

by MetalRaptor November 19, 2021

japanese uniform

Uniform that starts school sex.

That Japanese uniform made me a father.

by RiasGremory;) February 23, 2014

Japanese Golf

A term that doesn't exist. Often mistaken for Kabuki theater.

It doesn't exist; it's only for show.

Jay: I have to go for my lyme treatment and play Japanese golf with my physician.

Me: Don't you mean Kabuki theater?

Jay: Yes, you're right Kabuki theater.

by Ludiquist November 14, 2018