When your mother passed away and was cremated; she always had one wish for her ashes. It's an Iceland tradition for her son's friends to fuck/pee/cum in the urn at the same time. Once this has been completed, we bring the ashes back to the motherland and do the traditional Viking funeral of burning them at sea.
This is what my mother always wanted. I didn't let them know until after she passed. They took on the challenge and we went out there and gave her the Iceland Good-Bye. I will always love and appreciate my friends for doing what my mother always wanted.
by Fashion Nova May 1, 2023
Get the The Iceland Good-bye mug.A small and isolated country in the northern Europe, which is very green and has beautiful pastures, and does NOT have glaciers, like the Americans seem to think (see James Bond, Die another day).
My cattle are out on the green pastures in that valley. Just because the name of the country is Iceland it doesnt mean that it has glaciers...
by OllieKickFlip December 28, 2005
Get the iceland mug.A place where millions of fifth generation Irish college students associate their heritage with in order to justify their drinking and rowdiness. Also they use their "heritage" to explain why it is they can drink so much because everyone know the only way to increase your tolerance to alcohol is to be Irish and not by drinking more.
The association between Americans who are 1/4 Irish with a country they have never visited and know nothing about is very similar to 5th generation Italians kids wearing John Gotti shirts and going on and on about their mothers hand made mannicotti in order to "embrace" their ethnicity.
Get a clue and embrace something worthwhile such as the poets and artists that Ireland cultivated and not ale and binge drinking. At least get to know your culture and associate yourself with an Irish club in your town and bring pride to your people instead of being a shameless, sloppy drunk and then saying "Hey it's okay if i drink 10 beers a day, I'm Irish!"
The association between Americans who are 1/4 Irish with a country they have never visited and know nothing about is very similar to 5th generation Italians kids wearing John Gotti shirts and going on and on about their mothers hand made mannicotti in order to "embrace" their ethnicity.
Get a clue and embrace something worthwhile such as the poets and artists that Ireland cultivated and not ale and binge drinking. At least get to know your culture and associate yourself with an Irish club in your town and bring pride to your people instead of being a shameless, sloppy drunk and then saying "Hey it's okay if i drink 10 beers a day, I'm Irish!"
College Kid #1 - "My grandfather is from Ireland that's why I can hold 20 beers and not be drunk!"
College kid #2 - "Oh cool, you must have alot of pride in the beautiful language of Gailic. How do you feel about the struggle going on in your country right now?"
College kid #1 - " I don't know what you're talking about but let's play some Dropkick Murphy's and pick a fight with some dirty British faggot for trying to take over my country because I'm so Irish"!
College kid #2 - "Why are you randomly speaking in an Irish accent?"
College kid #2 - "Oh cool, you must have alot of pride in the beautiful language of Gailic. How do you feel about the struggle going on in your country right now?"
College kid #1 - " I don't know what you're talking about but let's play some Dropkick Murphy's and pick a fight with some dirty British faggot for trying to take over my country because I'm so Irish"!
College kid #2 - "Why are you randomly speaking in an Irish accent?"
by David155555 December 9, 2008
Get the Ireland mug.A icy country close to sweden or germany or some other shitty country like that (notice how i did not use finland). Its a really boring country which consists of.... NOTHING. There are just ice flats which take up most of the country.
Kristjan: Hey i am thinking of going back to iceland
Other Guy: For good?
Kristjan: Nope, just for a few weeks.
Other Guy: SHIT.
Other Guy: For good?
Kristjan: Nope, just for a few weeks.
Other Guy: SHIT.
by SouthAsia February 7, 2008
Get the Iceland mug.Referred to as the "shit-hole" of the planet. Iceland has a population of approximately 400 people. The gay population on iceland is estimated to be around 395. The other 5 people are phedophiles. There were recent discussions of what to do with the island. Many world leaders voted to nuke it, others voted to invade it and make it a colony. The question of what to do with iceland remains, although Canada may be gearing up to take it over, as they have sent 3 highly trained mounties to overtake the shit-hole.
by loutity December 22, 2004
Get the iceland mug.A beautiful warm, caring country.
with gorgeous views everywhere you go.
I've read alot of the definitions
for 'Ireland'.
& to be honest, most of them
are 100% wrong.
either people who don't know
the first thing about Ireland add a definition, or some of the Irish people
at their worst add one.
don't be fooled by what you read here.
We don't hate anyone.
Not the USA, not the UK, no one.
Obviously I can't say our whole nation
doesn't hate anyone, people have
their opinions.
but most Irish people don't act like some
of the things I've read here submitted
by Irish people. At least no Irish person
I've met does.
I have actually been deeply offended
by one or two definitions i've read here.
Most of you have us Irish people
all wrong!
There IS horrible people in Ireland.
But isn' there horrible people everywhere nowadays?
We don't go around eating 'spuds'
and living in the backass of nowhere
anymore!
we're normal
civilised people.
(at least most of us are)
Ireland is a beautiful country
and no words can describe how proud I am
to be 100% Irish.
Thanks for reading. :)
with gorgeous views everywhere you go.
I've read alot of the definitions
for 'Ireland'.
& to be honest, most of them
are 100% wrong.
either people who don't know
the first thing about Ireland add a definition, or some of the Irish people
at their worst add one.
don't be fooled by what you read here.
We don't hate anyone.
Not the USA, not the UK, no one.
Obviously I can't say our whole nation
doesn't hate anyone, people have
their opinions.
but most Irish people don't act like some
of the things I've read here submitted
by Irish people. At least no Irish person
I've met does.
I have actually been deeply offended
by one or two definitions i've read here.
Most of you have us Irish people
all wrong!
There IS horrible people in Ireland.
But isn' there horrible people everywhere nowadays?
We don't go around eating 'spuds'
and living in the backass of nowhere
anymore!
we're normal
civilised people.
(at least most of us are)
Ireland is a beautiful country
and no words can describe how proud I am
to be 100% Irish.
Thanks for reading. :)
by CranberryPerson October 18, 2008
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