Iowa lemon fart

During sex one shits on a lemon slice and smears it on their sexual partner
Ex.

Suzy: god Becca is such a slut she let Rory Iowa lemon fart her

Lisa: she such a skeez
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Iowa beef

Guy 1: Have you ever tried beef from Iowa?
Guy 2: Nah, I've tried Iowa beef before, though.
by Huckleberry Joe November 29, 2017
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The iowa wet willy

It is when a man is having s3x and is about to cum and pulls out and yells alashazam and cums in her ear.
Bob is talking to tom.

Bob:so i heard you were getting sum

Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.
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the Iowa

\Noun\

•when you fuck your partner with a corn stalk in a corn field at a slow pace whilst listening to slip knot. All is done is done whilst wearing a polo shirt with Khakis.•

All is done to match the white, yet boring and somehow chaotic vibes of the small state.
Other names, Child of the corn
1: “Hey Harry? Wanna try doin The Iowa later”
“Dave...you’re my cousin”
2:”yooo dude me and Stacy did The Iowa last night”
3:”it got awkward at that festival so I did The Iowa an got outta there
by Hari the beautiful biCH June 25, 2020
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Afton Iowa

This town is full of little shits some ok teachers some really good teachers "Mr. Hardy" good neighbors and weird noises.
This town is soooo Afton Iowa
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Iowa dildo

When a cob of corn is used as a dildo
I gave my little brother an Iowa Dildo for his 10th birthday
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iowa dildo

when you use a corn on the cob, shucked or not, to penetrate a significant other
I used an iowa dildo on her and before you knew it she was popping out popcorn!
by throwaway6401 July 10, 2018
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