inverted chili dog

The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.

I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi June 27, 2006

inverted chili dog

The shit that works it way into the penis after a chili dog.

That inverted chili dog had me pissing brown for week!

by LDi June 25, 2006

inverted chili dog

While having a chili dog, the "chili" gets packed into the "dog".

I was pissing brown for a week from and inverted chili dog!

by LDi June 05, 2006

inverted wingman

A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).

Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.

by Benny TP June 24, 2009

Invert

When something is so cringe or embarrassing that you physically contract or wince.

" There's toilet paper on her shoe... INVERT! "
" that's so embarrassing, I'm inverting "
*group in unison* " invert "

by sunnysunny22 January 04, 2019

Invert

An appropriate term for an Australian.

"Why is that guy in denim short-shorts and cowboy boots getting into a racist argument with a kangaroo?"

"Cause he's an Invert. They don't get a lot of oxygen to the brain down there."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe May 13, 2019

invert

a person who has a innocent and wholesome personality, but is hardcore when it comes to sex (and a total top).
or
a person who has a hardcore personality, but is sweet and caring when it comes to bed (and a total bottom).

Phil Lester seems sweet in soft but everyone knows that a soft invert top.

by Fun_times_nope June 11, 2018