international businessmen

A group of highly classy, sophisticated gentlemen who regularly engage in business meetings while enjoying a delicious lager. They discuss topics such as bitches, beers, goats, opportunities and chlamydia. If you tell a woman you are an international businessman, you are guaranteed to engage in sexual intercourse with her, possibly resulting in giving her a pink sock.

Hobbs: Business meeting tonight boys.

J-Mut: Fuck yeah, gather some bitches and beers.

International Businessmen: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

by Team A August 18, 2010

International Playboy

Something that jungkook defines himself as.

jungkook: my name is jungkook
rm: scale is...
jungkook: scale is... international playboy
rm: international playboy!

by princess jin March 19, 2017

internets

See: serious business

The internets raped my house, stole my wife, and burned my dog. I'm off to commit pseuicide.

by blazelust December 12, 2008

Internets

Something that George W Bush hears rumors on

I hear there's rumors on the, uh, Internets

by mightybob50 August 7, 2009

interbutz

Another word for the internet. If you play world of warcraft you are more likely to understand what this word means.

'So what are you doing today?'
'Umm just gonna search teh interbutz for a new pet frog, the tropical kind'
'Lulz'

by Adr3h April 5, 2008

international space station

A rundown, government-subsidized rental unit that constantly requires costly maintenance. Usually occupied by sketchy foreigners whose names do not appear on the lease. Keeps the folks at NASA employed. What better use of an aerospace engineering degree than to be in charge of unclogging space toilets?

MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: The international space station is calling again.

Decorated Air Force Pilot: I'll prepare for launch.

MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: Don't forget the space plunger.

by chadsuperhero December 12, 2013

Internaut

A hardened adventurer of the Internet

"By his mid-20s, your average internaut has guts of steel, a titanium-lined stomach, and a heart of made of cast iron.

We are the next generation.

Good luck."

by subconciousphilosophiser December 9, 2010