Ditch digger

A woman who is not a gold digger but works full time and sleeps with men of “status” for self improvement and/or self gratification

“Jane is such a ditch digger for fucking her assistant manager at the Christmas party”

by Jaydrovi March 03, 2018

Stink Ditch

Slang term for pussy

Man did you see her stink ditch.

by DWR March 07, 2005

Ditch Loaf

An untimely emergency defecation in the ditch of a highway in the dead of winter. Upon completion, the anus is wiped with an object which is much less than desirable (ie. a used Mars bar wrapper, sock, etc.).

Mike: Sandy, you need to pull over right now, I can’t make it to Calgary!

Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!

by Dirty Gavin July 27, 2020

Ditch Shits

Emergency road side diarrhea without toilet paper

I was travelling home and I couldn't make it to the washroom, I needed to make ditch shits.

by sarcastabytch January 01, 2020

chorizo ditch

The reverse of a Mexican anchor baby. To repopulate Mexico from white trash vaginas.

“My ex wife is banging another Mexican chef from the restaurant, she is such a chorizo ditch”

by Softwaredick February 02, 2018

Ditch bag

Someone who ditchs you who you feel is a nit bag at the same time.

My friend and me arrange to go somewhere and he ditchs me and just before he was being a twat, then the next day i would call him a "Ditch Bag".

by oscartv July 03, 2012

pissy ditch

another word for a p*ssy b!tch

did you see what curfew said? what a pissy ditch.

by beppo7 April 07, 2021