Dutch clog

When you are having relations with your partner and you place your entire foot in their anal cavity
"Dave why you limping?"

"The other night I hurt my foot giving Edna a Dutch clog!"
by Phonejackson September 04, 2016
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Dutch Mitten

When you fart in your hand, cup it and palm someones face. A less extreme however very effective version of the Dutch Oven.
John was very upset after I Dutch Mittened him.
by JuniorLoz November 25, 2019
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dutch member

When a woman farts on your dick during anal.
We were really going at it until she let out a Dutch Member.
by Jojosskul December 13, 2014
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Go Dutch

When two people each masturbate next to each other. Like when going out for a meal and each personal paying for themselves.
Dick and Jane gave up sex for lent so instead they decided to go dutch.
by Seaeye June 30, 2022
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True Dutch

When being an asshole comes naturally.
That guy is unbelievable blunt, he must be True Dutch.
by The Well Logger March 01, 2017
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Dutch Oven

The action of trapping an unsuspecting person in a place which you have released a deadly fart cloud. This "place" can be under the bed covers, in a sleeping bag, in a locked car, in a closet, or any place that will trap the cloud allowing maximum fumage.
On our camping trip, Joe Bob gave me a dutch oven by farting into my sleeping bag and zipping me up in it. I survived to tell the story.
by Manda Pixel January 29, 2008
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Dutch Bird

A drunk person running around pretending to be an airplane. Typically the person has their arms straight out and is making airplane noises.
"We were playing Wizard staff and he suddenly turned into a Dutch Bird."

"He was so foggerhoffed he pulled off a Dutch Bird in the middle of the parking lot!"

Person 1 : "How did I get all these scraps on my face?"
Person 2 : "You crash landed your Dutch Bird on a gravel parking lot last night"
by XOPJ January 04, 2010
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