hungarian bariste

A person who masturbates into your coffee when you ask for cream.

I hate my job, so to entertain myself I play Hungarian bariste

by cjsals October 31, 2017

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Hungarian Deepthroat

When she go all the way down with a blowjob, then bites down with full force.

Sandy was pissed at her boyfriend, so she gave him the good ol’ Hungarian Deepthroat.

by cocmunch447 April 17, 2023

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Hungarian Biscuit

When, during the sexual act, the man inserts his finger in the partners ass and, when he removes it, some part of the finger is brown.

Man, yesterday i was getting some action and Gabriella gave me an hungarian biscuit.

by gapsone June 16, 2022

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A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.

Me and my friend both did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer yesterday.

by anonymous December 6, 2024

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Hungarian Technique

The act of taking your already-captured male grizzly bear, lining up its open jaws with your soon-to-be shaven beard line, squeezing the bears testicles as hard as you can, and pulling your neck/face out of the way as soon as the bear's jaw clenches closed. If done successfully, the bears teeth will slice the hairs closer to the skin than any conventional razor will do.

Hey Jethro, how come I never see you with a raggity ol' neckbeard?
Gee Gatsby Ted, I just pull out my grizzly bear and use the Hungarian Technique.

by Parellas August 29, 2023

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