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hungarian headache

When you get your a** whopped by a gaurd outside a club after he bodyslammed you into the concrete.
What happened to Tim ” he messed with the gaurd and got a premium Hungarian Headache
by BIGMANSMALLPLAN January 21, 2023
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hungarian bariste

A person who masturbates into your coffee when you ask for cream.
I hate my job, so to entertain myself I play Hungarian bariste
by cjsals October 31, 2017
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Hungarian Deepthroat

When she go all the way down with a blowjob, then bites down with full force.
Sandy was pissed at her boyfriend, so she gave him the good ol’ Hungarian Deepthroat.
by cocmunch447 April 17, 2023
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Hungarian horseshoe

A Hungarian horseshoe is an act where one gets mid-erect and inserts own penis into own butt then pleasures himself.
You guys go ahead with the orgy, I'm going to give myself a Hungarian horseshoe and watch.
by HungarianHamburgerHelperJones January 19, 2024
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The Hungarian Birdbath

A multi staged sex move to razzle badazzle your mate/sex partner, it begins with; the setup.

Setup stage 1: Acquire a mating partner, preferably from Hungary but is not required.

Setup stage 2: Make her sign the warning waver/clause. This sex act is so bizarre and unorthodox that written consent is (mostly) required.

Here’s now how to do the act.

Stage 1: Engage in sex with your partner, do anything you want at first, anal, oral, etc. do this for atleast an hour to ensure that you have a good flow of cum building up.

Stage 2: Make her give you oral sex, then once you are about to cum make sure she keeps it all in her mouth.

Stage 3: Once she has your cum in her mouth make her stand on her feet but on her toes, and have her arms in the shape of chicken wings when doing the chicken dance

Stage 4: Get on your back and prepare yourself.

Stage 5: Have her whistle 4 times in rapid succession, then have her spray your cum up in the air in the hopes that it lands on you.

If done correctly then you have completed the Hungarian birdbath.
Tony: “I heard The Hungarian Birdbath is a real girl pleaser”

Dave: “Dude my ex did that to me and we broke up.”
by Hungarian Bird Master. August 29, 2025
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hungarian horseshoe

The act of using a semi hard erection to penetrate one's own ass, then getting fully erect when inserted.
You guys go ahead with the orgy, I'm going to go give myself a Hungarian horseshoe in the corner and watch.
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Hungarian IQ

if an individual predominantly from Hungary is acting rather strange and not responding to basic questions doctors can conclude that he has Hungarian IQ
Oh look at Szabi, he's trying to eat Balaton while playing the accordion.
Sorry you have to see this Jon, he just has Hungarian IQ
by Hungary123 February 4, 2020
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