Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.

It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.

by thefoetus September 6, 2016

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)

"I shouldn't have had sex with you last night, we ended up getting an Impaler's Hot Pot!"

by NumaticPatrick September 6, 2016

Pounding the hot pot

'Pounding the hot pot' - A term given to a frustrated male that no longer has the capacity to control ones sexual compulsions. A process whereby all rationale and prior human decency are replaced by primordial carnal insanity. This is resolved via the acquisition of inanimate objects which are exploited for one or more forms of copulatory exertions.

As far as i know Jim had never been with a girl before. Some say it was because he was shy, but the truth was that he was absolutely hideous. This saw him 'pounding the hot pot' on a sickeningly frequent basis.

by cardboardboxer August 24, 2019

Pickpocketed the Hotpocket

taking a small nugget out of someones ass while they sleep

i pickpocketed the hotpocket last night, she didnt even wake up!

by NoobutMax March 21, 2023

Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.

I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket

by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025

north Korean hot pot

the act of sticking your penis in ramen broth then getting a blow job or giving anal sex

yo bro i totally north korean hot potted sum girl last night

by tannerm674167 January 2, 2026