Hosea 

A sweet, smart, considerate, beautiful person. Someone who makes people laugh. Smile is adorable. When she smiles it makes you smile. Makes people feel comfortable. A very enjoyable person. Has beautiful long eye lashes and gorgeous brown skin. Intriguing brown eyes. Very clean. She loves shoes. Favorite color is pink. She doesn't like t.v. Thinks about others and speaks intelligently and sweetly. The best you'll ever have. Someone who is very smart and good at math. Lovable, and hard to forget or let go.

Person 1: I love being around Hosea, she's so sweet.

Hosea by Ahgufghh December 17, 2013

Douche Hose 

A douche bag who behaves so douchey that he is practically spewing douche all over everyone.

That douche hose got in everyone's face with his douche baggery.

Douche Hose by flurbadurb October 3, 2010

jazz hose 

a man's penis; a phallus

"If I let a baby sitter touch me on the jazz hose then I probably deserve to lose it all"
-Roast Beef, on why he chose to forgo a prenup

jazz hose by dietprozac June 10, 2008

Hose Beast

N. A person, particularly female, who has an insatiable thirst for men's knobs and often prefers oral sex. Can be used affectionately or in derogative terms depending on the individual viewpoint.

"Hey Hose Beast, get over here and sucky my cock."

Hose Beast by David Wynn February 2, 2004

Homedizzle 

A white homeboy.

That cracka ova' thurrrs my homedizzle.

Homedizzle by C-Cizzle December 17, 2003

Hoedown Throwdown 

Miley Cyrus experimenting with her boyfriend.

Tonight Miley Cyrus is gonna get her hoedown throwdown with her boyfriend.

Hoedown Throwdown by Aspintacular April 10, 2009

K-Holed 

After a massive line of ketimine, ones body shuts down making movement difficult. The feeling is like being in a hole which one cant get out of.

How long was I in that K-Hole

K-Holed by Jelly_Boy March 25, 2004