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The Hoots

ach... The Hoots has done it AGAIN!
by *Hoots!* July 24, 2023
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Giggle hoots

Giggle hoots is when you and someone can not stop laughing.
A middle aged white man walks in on you and a friend uncontrollably dying of laughter

“Y’all fuckers got the Giggle hoots”
by BlueMonkey$ August 5, 2023
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Calum hoodism

Calum Hoodism is the uncommon condition, typically found in teenage girls or 22 year old who love the band 5SOS (5 seconds of summer). This condition causes the person to be obsessed/in love with the bass player, talk about him more often than not, stalk socials, have dozens of photos of them.. you get the point.
Person with condition: "omg did you hear?! 5SOS are going on tour, oh my god I get to see that sexy mf Calum Hood!"

normal person: "oh cool!"

PWC: "Omg I loveeeee him, everything about him is perfect, his smile, hands, voice, h-"

normal person: "oh my god, do you ever shut up about him?"

PWC: "no... I have Calum Hoodism"
by 5SOS>>You May 28, 2023
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boo-hooism

When you want some one to feel sorry for you or have a pitty party with you without having to ask
I keep tryin to get my husband to feel sorry for me but he just keeps talking about himself. He asked what's wrong and I said you're just not playing into my boo-hooism.
by Suthrnbelle August 28, 2023
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Genie Hoots

When the weed vape cart is clogged and you hold the button down at least 3 times/seconds with no success, and it all lets go at once
I tried unclogging my vape cart by holding down the button 3 different times and it all let go at once! It was a huge Genie Hoot!

Releasing the genie hoots
by Ya.Girl.Kay November 25, 2023
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Hail Hoots!

Hail Hoots! Our mighty god of the Terrorvortex! May he save us from the evil wizard Zargothrax!
Person A: my mom just got killed by the Death Knights of Crail.

Person B: Hail Hoots!

Person A: Hail Hoots!
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Robin-hoodism

the ideology of taking money from the rich to give it to the poor, therefore allowing for and equal wage society
robin-hoodism would be a better for of ideology for the US instead of capitalism!
by grgiboy July 10, 2024
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