high-fived-a-monkey

When you wipe your ass and you get shit on your hand.
Dude, gross, it looks like you high-fived-a-monkey in the bathroom.
by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids October 15, 2015
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Air High Five

Guy who made this has got some weird ass toes
Mr. Blevins gave me another stupid “Air high five
by Guess who midget poo April 06, 2023
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Air high five

A made up saying that some middle school teacher that has messed up toes made to reassemble giving a high five but through the air without touching each others hands when COVID-19 hit
you know the Spanish teacher that got kicked out of the building and has to work outside the school? - said J

Ya he’s the one with the messed up toes - exclaimed B in a high pitched voice

Ya well he does this weird thing that’s called an air high five - J
by Guess who midget poo April 06, 2023
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Thanksgiving High-Five

Where you or two people ejaculate in two female's vaginas and they smack their vaginas together in a high-five like manner, using the semen as gluing material to enhance the sound of the collision. The sound is as similar as the sound of someone stuffing a turkey.
Bro, we should totally run a Thanksgiving High-Five on Jessica and Britney!
by BangalangMan January 31, 2025
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life high five

When you and a friend from your past, get together after a big hiatus, and realize that you both have been living your best lives, and now they finally intersect. Who needs real high fives, when your lives can high five themselves!?
Josh: This is crazy. We both own houses, have killer jobs we love, we spend every weekend on the water, and we basically have been killing it! So glad we are hanging out again!

Brittany: Duh. Life high five!
by levinlaw September 16, 2019
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habanero high five

When you slam dunk the puss after cutting habanero peppers and it makes the lips sweat.
“He gave me a habanero high five and I haven’t been able to walk right since”
by ShellyD July 01, 2023
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parking lot high five

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.
Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!
by Felix Samadi September 17, 2020
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