gooch cheese

Often associated with 'duck butter' or 'smegma', gooch cheese is a creamy, cheese-like by-product of crotch sweat. It smells like a mixture ass, old pussy, and warm mayonnaise.

While Johnny was sleeping, I pulled down my pants, sat on his face, and left my stinky gooch cheese residue on his mouth. How you like that shit, Johnny.

by forevercha0s August 26, 2006

Gooch Shrooms

A mushroom like fungus that grows on a mans gooch after he has put aside his hygiene for a period of time.

Mannn that bum over there smells like he's been growin a farm full of Gooch Shrooms.

by AM-Unit December 1, 2009

gooch guru

one who knows all things concerning the gooch and all things gooch related. usually a friend with a lot of pervy knowledge and b/c of that creepy plethora of knowledge you usually ask in full confidence w/o feeling too uncomfortable. that friend will either become the next Sue Johanson's or a gyno

i once knew the gooch guru of all things sexual; quite informative but not too akweird.

by miss michele March 14, 2008

Gooch Squared

insted of a doubble chin a doubble gooch on a very obese person that is soaked with sweat and other kind of dirty odors that the body gives off.

"I could smell the 279 lb mans gooch squared from across the room".

by Tony Macari December 1, 2004

Gooch Stain

After finishing cardio at the gym and moving to weights, the Gooch Stain is what remains on the seats of gym equipment after you complete your sets. The gooch is where the sweat from your back and front collect during rigorous exercise. The Gooch Stain can be likened to the Snail Trail, albeit in a non-sexual way.

Jeff: "Alright, dude, I'm done with my sets. Your turn."

Royce: (disgusted) "Um, yeah ... would ya mind wiping off the seat there, fatty? Your gooch stain is making me want to ralph.

by 2smokingbarrels December 9, 2008

smelly gooch

a gentlemens gooch area that happens to be smelly

"damn, did you see john's gooch last night, it was certaintly a smelly gooch, unlike billy's which happens to have a flowery scent."

by jamalshamali September 1, 2009

Gooch Honey

The distinct and often gag-inducing smell that emanates from one's gooch after physically exerting oneself.

Dude1: what is that smell?! I feel as if the stank monster just wrested control of my nostrils!
Dude2: my bad, I got some bad gooch honey goin on downstairs.

by Caesar Palaće March 13, 2010