glorp

a cool word to yell to help you vent your frustration

whoever you're dating:im leaving you you:GLORP!

by nick mertens April 4, 2007

glorp

A chubby vagina so disgusting you would swear it could take a dump.

Man, I knew this chick has poundage, but her glorp was so nasty I couldn't find the hole!

by Gdogg January 25, 2005

Glopsnerch

a Glopsnerch is a fat, dumb hick with a shaved head that is very full of them self.

your wrong 2+2=3.
no it's 4 i knew you where a Glopsnerch.

by Thomas,M June 6, 2011

glomp

a dangerous attack used by fat anime faggot fangirls wherein they charge at the target and tackle him/her/it with all 350 pounds of blubbering fat they posess. DO NOT confuse this as an friendly or affectionate maneuver. There is no way that someone as fat and ugly as these faggots crushing you with their oily mass could be considered friendly.

After that buttertroll glomped me, I couldn't walk for a week. Plus I can still smell her horrible stink.

by Ransom January 4, 2005

glorp

A substance made in fifth-grade science class by combining corn starch and water, which reacts like a solid sometimes and like a liqid other times. Either that, or a delicious snack involving yogurt with Cheerios in it, I can't remember which.

Golly, this glorp sure is delicious!

by tr3eman9 December 24, 2008

Glomp

To bust a massive nut

As her pussy grool drips down my shaft, and off my balls, I glomped, filling her to the brim.

by Donaldglomp October 9, 2016

glo up

when someone goes from being ugly to smokin hawt

person 1: do you remember what niki looked like back in grade school?

person 2: ew yeah why?
person 1: she had a major glo up...she is so hot now, like 11/10 would smash and shes got a nice ass
person 2: dayum, i would let her leave her toothbrush at my place

by givenyousome February 18, 2018