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Get the Let’s go golfing mug.by akone 1324 April 4, 2011
Get the dirty golf-ball mug.A light-weight, wannabe gangster, who looks as if he's sleeping 24 hours a day. Also manages to confuse beautiful girls into falling in love with him. Very ugly in appearance......
"Yu guys see Golfball sleepy-g with Firecrotch the other day? He bought her a friggin happy meal and SHE asked HIM out."
by J.Capone January 15, 2009
Get the Golfball [sleepy-g] mug.The act of applauding a shot made by a golfer in the British Open. The applause is almost always muffled because the patrons are quite often freezing their asses off in bloody blustery conditions, and they refuse to remove their gloves/mitten/hand warmers out of fear of frostbite or gangrene.
Me lad Rory McElroy heard Golfclop all around the Road Hole when he covered the flag with his second.
by JohnnieWBlue July 15, 2011
Get the Golfclop mug.by Jeremy Guy 123 January 1, 2012
Get the Golf Pirate mug.Similar to Tennis Elbow but occurs on the inside of the elbow as opposed to the outside. It is a form of tendinitis caused by putting too much stress on the elbow. It is caused when old people are over-stimulated watching balls being repetitively driven home into small holes in a climax of excitement (Golf of course), the stimulation causes older people to shake their hands too vigorously at the TV which combined with weak tendons from old age is very dangerous. The safest way to avoid risk to family members is to not let your grandparents watch stimulating sports such as golf.
1- Dave: "Did you hear about Johnny's gramps? Apparently he's in hospital with Golfer's Elbow"
Alex: "Curse you Tiger Woods, another falls victim to your inability to control your balls"
2- James: "My sister was working as a paramedic at the WGC... she says she's never seen so many cases of Golfers Elbow in her life, there were old people moaning in pain everywhere, she didn't know if she'd have to start putting them down"
Alex: "Curse you Tiger Woods, another falls victim to your inability to control your balls"
2- James: "My sister was working as a paramedic at the WGC... she says she's never seen so many cases of Golfers Elbow in her life, there were old people moaning in pain everywhere, she didn't know if she'd have to start putting them down"
by IdontTHINKthatsRIGHT November 6, 2013
Get the Golfer's elbow mug.A sport that should be played on one's own terms or not at all, where the course rules apply to scoring and decorum.
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