Gash Gopher

Another word for a penis

My gash gopher has been happily tunneling through some new grass recently.

by DirtyGrammarian June 12, 2018

gash gasket

condom, male prophlactic

dude, you tap that without your gash gasket,your dicks gunna fall off.

by Z-71 November 12, 2007

Gash Factory

An area or place that is noted for high concentrations of quality gash (hot women).

UCLA'S campus is a major gash factory.

by knightsofsesquipedalia December 31, 2015

Gash Attack

When a guy has a lot of gash around him (e.g at a party, club, internet. ) and can't control his emotions of his penis and cums every where.

Player 1: Did you hear about the gash attack last night , I heard it was messy?
Player 2: Yeah it was me.
Player 1: You are a lad

by Hero19 December 24, 2011

gash cleansing

To clean and purify the female vagina using sterilisation methods or magical techniques after a horde of unsanitary sexual encounters

"Mate she needs a good gash cleansing after that vicious gang bang"

by Theneckfromhell August 30, 2016

gash police

the name given to a group of guys that go chasing after gash.

once a member of the gash police has stopped a suspect it means that they will defiantly get some action. gash police have to be specifically selected by will as members of the gash police have to be able to spot good gash when necessary and we cant allow gash criminals to get away.

the gash need to watch out because the gash police are coming.

pascal being a top lad and a well respected member of the gash police successfully tracked down the gash suspect and detained her.

by willhale1994 June 15, 2011

Gash-Factor

- Females flushing tampon down toilet clogging septic system.

- Dude getting kicked out of his own house because of girls night.

-“Stupid bitch, I told you a thousand times not to flush tampons down the toilet, gash factor”!
- Man, whenever those girls get together, it’s like, “gash-factor” times 10.

by 3DDD Dina 777 October 20, 2020