Functional decorating

When you use bar carts, trays of liquor etc as part of your decor which your houseguests can use and enjoy - cheers !

I love your functional decorating, let’s have a drink !

by Lisalugwrench April 7, 2019

Function

Two Motherfuckers Who Just Don’t Nut

OMG is that The Function??? I heard they don’t nut!

by ICantNut October 17, 2022

Financial functionality

When you are at a payment terminal, you can either 1. Tap 2. Swipe. 3. Insert.(because we shouldntt say penetrate ) or 4. Hover. depending on if you are using a wifi enabled card, an older debit card, a chip enabled card or a phone or watch using apple pay or similar.

Your total is $250, depending on your financial functionality, please pay here.

by Katielady317 June 21, 2021