A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011
Get the Smucker Fucker mug.Fuckerati (pl.) is a portmanteau, pointing to the sexual version of literati, or intellectuals.
Fuckerati are the intellectuals of sex, meaning they belong to the elite caste of those experienced and knowledgeable in the most esoteric and complex ways of sex. Basically they are the know-it-alls of sex.
Singular: Fuckerat (outdated and rarely used)
Fuckerati are the intellectuals of sex, meaning they belong to the elite caste of those experienced and knowledgeable in the most esoteric and complex ways of sex. Basically they are the know-it-alls of sex.
Singular: Fuckerat (outdated and rarely used)
Boy: That couple supposedly did all of KamaSutra and Tantic Sex in one night and still want more.
Girl: Yeah, they are famous fuckerati. Maybe we should swing with them, you'd learn a thing or two.
Girl: Yeah, they are famous fuckerati. Maybe we should swing with them, you'd learn a thing or two.
by fuckerat May 16, 2009
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Jared: Dude you are such a furby fucker.
Joe: Shut the fuck up man.
Jared: I saw you fucking that little furby looking thing in the barn. You busted a nut on it too, you little furby fucker.
Joe: Shut the fuck up man.
Jared: I saw you fucking that little furby looking thing in the barn. You busted a nut on it too, you little furby fucker.
by Kentucky Hillbilly May 31, 2010
Get the Furby Fucker mug.The Gymbro who lifts hard and eats right for 3 weeks and then doesn't bother for the rest of the year.
'Dude, Joey is always engaging in intermittent fuckeries. He trained hard for 2 weeks and then fucked off'
'Dude, Joey is such an intermittent fucker, he trained for like 3 weeks and hasn't bothered since'
'Dude, Joey is always engaging in intermittent fuckeries. He trained hard for 2 weeks and then fucked off'
'Dude, Joey is such an intermittent fucker, he trained for like 3 weeks and hasn't bothered since'
by Adam LDN September 9, 2015
Get the Intermittent Fuckeries mug.Used by Undertale fans, means that they would ship themselves with one or two of the game's main characters (Sans or Papyrus).
Fan 1: "Hey, have you seen Sans? He's too cute!!! xoxo <3"
Fan 2: "Ew! Get away from me bone fucker."
Fan 2: "Ew! Get away from me bone fucker."
by Zangeiti May 15, 2016
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One who molested one or several buffalo from behind in a sexual manner;Also, individual or individuals residing in rural Illinois causing buffalo farms to be shut down and there stock sold off
One who molested one or several buffalo from behind in a sexual manner;Also, individual or individuals residing in rural Illinois causing buffalo farms to be shut down and there stock sold off
by FrAmuNdaChEeSe August 9, 2020
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