frozen alaska

when a used condom is frozen and then used as a dildo

Jeffery's frozen alaska gave Mary a great night.

by asukfhos October 20, 2010

Frozen Goods

When the police ride up on you and you are stuck. You let them fuck with you/arrest you and you dont run.

Dont get caught Frosen Goods mann.

by D-ru July 23, 2005

Frozen Fishsticks

A sexual act in which person A licks person B's fingers and places person B's saliva-lubricated fingers in person A's rectum.

He knew she was a freak when she gave herself the frozen fishsticks.

by MADolly March 18, 2009

frozen 2

The most overrated film of the year, everyone be hyping this up but deep down we all know it sucked. How can one Grandpa start a war and why is Olaf so obsessed with water having memories...
Spoiler alert Elsa goes and lives in some forest with some people with one foot in their grave and Anna be making herself queen and then they never talk again the end.

and the most overrated movie goes to..frozen 2 !!!

by Big boys cry too December 7, 2019

Frozen Donut

When you’re waiting for your car to warm up, and you decide to eat your significant others asshole to warm up.

Dude the car was taking forever to warm up, and she was getting impatient so I gave her a frozen donut.

by ChefKarl May 4, 2018

Frozen Snicker

After freezing ones poopies, you take the frozen log and insert it into ones anal. After it thawes you spread on penis and use as lubrication.

Would you insert my frozen snicker in me.

by Steven October 6, 2004

frozen custard

The pansy way to say ice cream. Invented only for the sole purpose of sounding special. While it adds a bit of creativity to the traditional name of ice cream, it only serves the purpose of allowing the owners to charge people more for plain, old ice cream. Some may ask, "Is there really is a difference between ice cream and frozen custard?" The answer is simply no. And all you so called ice cream places that think you're so special because you serve "frozen custard"? You're not.

Maya (pansy server 1): "Um. We don't serve ice cream here."
Jack (pansy server 2): "Can't you read? The sign clearly says frozen custard."
Customer: Get a life.

by it'sicecreamb*tch October 30, 2011