like your mom on a friday night

Randomly inserted into coversations to either make the other person laugh/piss them off

A:"That math test was hard!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"

A:"I can't believe I slipped in that puddle! Now I'm all wet!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"

by Steph April 24, 2004

Black Friday

1. The number one cause of death in the US.
2. The reason why most people hate America.

2. America? Fuck no, they have Black Friday!

by Ihopethisnameisnttaken April 1, 2010

My Friday

When someone works a steady job with 2 consecutive days off that are not Saturday & Sunday, the last of the five work days is often refered to by them as "My Friday".

"I'm heading to the coast for a couple days after work on Monday 'cuz thats "My Friday".

by kevo92262 April 20, 2009

Facebook Friday

A Friday night when you either are too lazy to make plans or are rejected in some fashion, and waste away your time browsing facebook. Also see facebook creeper.

"Man, last friday everyone bailed out on me and I spent my night on facebook

"Yeah, facebook fridays are such a drag."

by uhmmmmmmmm August 8, 2009

Friday

Rebecca Black's one hit wonder. The song that's so stupid it's smart. It is also the reason why you know that the day before Friday is Thursday and that the day after Friday is Saturday and after that comes Sunday. It also makes you want to get your bowl and cereal and choose between the front seat and the back seat while one of your underaged friends is driving. Fun, fun, fun! Gotta get down on Friday.

Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday!

by lookforwardtofriday April 1, 2011

Friday Night Special

The act of defecating in a toilet at the office late Friday night and letting it stew over the weekend for one's colleagues enjoyment on Monday morning.

Dan dropped the brief on his partner's desk and a Friday Night Special in stall #3 before leaving work last night at 10pm.

by Fronk the Tank July 23, 2007

Pink Friday

In honor of yours truly Nicki Minaj we present PINK FRIDAY. josiah.official as our king of pink Friday. We’re not only painting the world pink but the universe! As well as are Area 51 aliens 💅. green Saturday gives you deadly piojos . And that’s on ;

Girlies get ready to paint the universe pink! Pink Friday for all!!!

by badboyss.joshiah September 4, 2019