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freedom fries

Freedom Fries. Rectangular cuts of potato fried in hot vegetable fat and laden with calories and grease. Formerly French Fries, until a gung-ho warmongering US president, specifically George W. Bush, decreed otherwise in possible the most petty "patriotic" move possible. However, this appears to have the wrong effect - The French find the idea of "les frites de la liberté" extremely amusing. Quite frankly I can't say I blame them.

Ah well, I suppose it sums up the calibre of Bush and all those who support him. Idiots.
"It's been another stellar night for KHD. First I went out to MacDonalds and ate some Freedom Fries (chips), then I met up with my girl friend, gave her a Freedom Kiss (tongue kiss). We were making out quite a lot, and we probably would have ended up in bed if I'd remembered to pack a Freedom Letter (condom). Cos without such an item one risks the Freedom Pox (syphilis). So we just went to bed separately. When we woke up, I made her dome Freedom Toast (tartines) and brought her breakfast in bed."
by KHD June 7, 2003
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freedom fries

An idiotic attempt to show derision to a country that saved America's ass more than their own, but just happens to not agree with its current dipshit ruler that HOPEFULLY won't be as successful as the transformation of German Toast into French Toast. Fucking morons, always ordering French Toast just because some Nazi's tried to conquer the world.
I'd like some GERMAN toast with my FRENCH fries, thank you, sir.
by EjoThims May 17, 2004
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freedom fuck

After breaking up a romantic relationship with your partner, you are rewarded a "freedom fuck" with the person of your choice. The person you choose will not be held against you in the future. This is a freebie. A "freedom fuck" is used as a re-entry into the life of a single person.
I know she wasn't attractive. i never have to see her again. She was my freedom fuck.
by mindyliz2 August 11, 2011
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FASCIST-FREEDOM

An oxy - moron philosophy,that was invented by both oxen and morons;a contradictory term practiced in detail by and exported to nations like Iraq and Afghanistan compliments of the current U.S.-NWO "crime,oil and dope cabal"under the guise of humanitarianism and freedom(LOL);an oxymoron that is more ridiculous then most.
We have to deliver FASCIST-FREEDOM to the Arab people,even if it kills them,Senator Bloombush.
by George Prescott Plant December 5, 2003
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freedom caucus

An alliance of ultra right-wing lunatics in the U.S. Congress who are owned by industrialist billionaires Charles and David Koch. Aka: Freedumb Kochus
We can't have nice things like Universal Healthcare because of the Freedom Caucus lies and false narratives.
by phiksit February 5, 2018
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Freedom of Supernaturality

Freedom of Supernaturality or freedom of supernaturalism or supernatural freedom is a principle that supports the freedom of an individual or community, in public or private, to manifest supernaturality and its derivations such as psychicity, sensitivity, mediumship and astral projection or supernatural belief in teaching, practice, worship and observance. It also includes to treat supernatural themes such as religious themes are treated and the end of scientific persecution and denialism of those themes recognizing those themes are like religious themes and cannot be proved or disproved by science itself. Freedom of supernaturality also includes freedom of occultism, that is freedom for occultist practices and beliefs and freedom of divinity, that is freedom for divine practices, beliefs and personal views.
"Freedom of supernaturality is an interesting concept, it might help a lot the fight of supernatural people for rights and stop being attacked by religious people and by atheistic people."

"Freedom of supernaturality is gonna be really revolutionary in the future, it will let people be free and no need to worry to be considered as mentally ill and will be treated as how religion is."

"Freedom of supernaturality is gonna help a lot people such as starseeds, mythicals/supernaturals, mediums, psychics, empaths/sensitives and spiritual people."

"Freedom of supernaturality is gonna be necessary in the future due the world we live in because neopositivism is taking over science and it must be reversed."
by Full Monteirism February 2, 2021
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Freedom Dragon

The dragon located at the national archives in Washington D.C. aka the Freedom Dragon is the reconstructed remains of a dragon that perished at the battle of Yorktown. Recent debates have erupted on whether the Dragon really exists but it's unknown due to its stealthy hiding spot behind the large doors located at the front.
Did you guys hear about the freedom dragon? It's dead now.
by Websterz Dickstionary July 2, 2015
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