The act of flushing, often repeatedly, because of the horror of the odors you are now smothered in. A desperate act of self preservation, when you are well beyond the courtesy flush and simply need to make it out alive. Usually accompanied by statements like "what the hell did I eat" or "Oh god, just get me out of here."
Dude, I was hurting bad, I don't even care about how bad I wrecked the bowl, I was pulling survival flushes.
by tonysnc October 3, 2014
Get the Survival Flushmug. Verb
To flush the toilet before one is done peeing.
Generally done if one is in a hurry.
Requires extreme skill to save the maximum amount of time- flush it too early, amd you will end up needing to flush again. TOo late, and you have wasted your time.
To flush the toilet before one is done peeing.
Generally done if one is in a hurry.
Requires extreme skill to save the maximum amount of time- flush it too early, amd you will end up needing to flush again. TOo late, and you have wasted your time.
Preemptive Flush Example:
John, who was late for his college final, attempted to preemptively flush the toilet. Unfortunately, he flushed too early, and had to flush the toilet again. THe extra ten seconds this took caused him to be hit by a bus on his way to the test.
John, who was late for his college final, attempted to preemptively flush the toilet. Unfortunately, he flushed too early, and had to flush the toilet again. THe extra ten seconds this took caused him to be hit by a bus on his way to the test.
by cr101 December 6, 2009
Get the Preemptive Flushmug. Putting a plunger on someone's face and shoving the handle end up your butt and riding it up and down.
Frey was so happy when I pulled the plunger out because because this five card stud just drew a The Royale Flush
by UniversalHermit July 21, 2015
Get the the royale flushmug. n. Max Flush Effect, The - The occurrence of "max flush" or "timing and acid and coincidences and shit".
n. Derived from a character in Bob's Burger's who stole a high tech talking toilet.
n. Derived from a character in Bob's Burger's who stole a high tech talking toilet.
Having mentioned or thought of something that seems to occur either coincidentally or through the magical universal forces of the psychoactive drug LSD.
E.g. Berry: "Holy shit, remember that pug we joked about earlier, well, there it is!"
Tina: *gasp* "... it's The Max Flush Effect!"
E.g. Berry: "Holy shit, remember that pug we joked about earlier, well, there it is!"
Tina: *gasp* "... it's The Max Flush Effect!"
by TheRockinBoxer October 11, 2018
Get the Max Flushmug. Similiar to a flash flood but occurs when the person in the stall next to you is on the shatter and has wiped many times but is arrogant enough to attempt a sitting flush an in turn clogs the toilet causing it to overflow and enter your stall rapidly and without warning.
Yo, did you see Alberto's Timberlands covered in toilet paper and water? I heard he was sitting next to Bob when a FLUSH FLOOD occured around 9 AM.
by SausageLinks October 13, 2022
Get the FLUSH FLOODmug. The ability for a guy to accurately aim his stream of pee without hitting the pee pond, thereby avoiding awkward splashing.
Guy: whew! I feel 10 pounds lighter.
Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.
Girl: I didn't hear a thing.
Guy: nothing but flush.
Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.
Girl: I didn't hear a thing.
Guy: nothing but flush.
by bob beeflips September 11, 2014
Get the Nothing but flushmug. Mostly used in the fag community, it is where two men touch their penises together so the pee holes line up and the fore skin is pulled together ( best with one uncircumcised penis and one circumcised ) Then they piss inside of each other's pee hole thus back flushing the penis.
by Back Flushing October 3, 2018
Get the Back Flushmug.