boner-flex

Sometimes spelled bonerflex. A boner-flex is when one is in a public place or something and he is horny and has a boner. However, not wanting to embarrass himself by masturbating, he flexing his penal muscles to acquire the intended pleasure.

The word boner-flex can also be used as a substitute for various swear words.

Dude, I was so horny in class so I just had a great boner-flex.

Dude, what the boner-flex?!

Son of a boner-flex!

by Smittalicious October 21, 2014

Micro-Flex

When a person, usually a friend, brags or boasts about an insignificant event that has happened to them. In comparison to a normal flex a Micro-Flex makes you question why they would say such a thing too you as it does not effect your life in any way and you do not care for it. A Micro-Flex is usually performed by a person who has very little self confidence, this is due to them wanting to big up their own uneventful and sad lives.

Person 1: I'm starting my new job on the 15th of October
Person 2: *Why would they say that to me? Did they just Micro-Flex Me?*

Person 1: I just lost my Virginity
Person 2: *Ok, cool. I didn't need to know and I don't care.*

Person 1: I always go clubbing and I always feel like shit the next day
Person 2: *So don't go clubbing on a Uni night then, are you seriously trying to Micro-Flex me?*

by FC.RIE238221 October 10, 2018

John Fleming

SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!!! DONT YOU DAR SAY THAT TO ME!
Hello? I just wanted to say sorry for earlier. I don’t know what came over me.
Waaaaaaa waaaaa! Feel sooo guilty! Please forgive me.

2nd Drefinition -
You can see butt crack

Joe Bloggs is crying - “Joe, stop being such a John Fleming”

Butt crack is visible - “You are having a John Fleming moment.

by Kallo160 January 15, 2019

credit flex

Typically done by meme accounts, it is the act of the meme account owner showing their followers an exchange between them and an influential person asking for permission to repost their tweets or memes. It is followed by the influential person giving them the green light to posting it.

Eg. The meme account @trigomemetry asked elon musk to repost his tweets with credit. He replied with "sure". He then showed his followers proof to Elon responding, thus having a credit flex

by Sclee November 18, 2019

Ryan Fleming

The very talented videographer of 5 Seconds of Summer. Ryan often works closely with photographer Andy DeLuca to create magnificent content. Ryan always edit videos that bring many laughs and tears to viewers. In addition to 5SOS, he has also done work for Guess and Red Bull. Not only does he shoot video, but he also does photography. He has shot at places like Coachella, Wango Tango, and for various bands besides 5SOS.

Fan 1: Who is that guy with the camera?
Fan 2: That's Ryan Fleming!

by Stream Babycalon March 30, 2020

cuff-flexing

The process of moving handcuffs from behind your back, to the front of you. This is usually accomplished by sliding the cuffs under ones feet, but can also be accomplished in rare circumstances, by going over ones head.

Tyron: Dude? What are you doing?

Mike: Cuff-flexing. I gotta get these babies in front of me!

Tyron: You gotta be double jointed for that!

by Dr. BeanBag December 20, 2008

flexi

a flexi is an incredibly gifted female athlete who has extraordinary abilities of contortion, incredible power, amazing speed, extreme aggression, massive sex appeal and an exceptional physique.

holy hell, did you see that roller derby jammer? what a star-studded flexi!

when that flexi body slammed the other player, i thought it was all over.

if we had a whole team of flexis, we would annihilate those amazons.

serena williams is a total flexi.

by lustylove February 3, 2010