facarchitecture

architecture of a facade

dirtz2: that's like when a building looks like a real cool mansion, then you realise that behind the rad front of the building is a shack
and you go
wow, what a fantastic facade you has
building

dirtz1: no doubtz
it's down to the facarchitecture

by ratbagz January 15, 2008

flabaggledo

noun . {"Fla-BAG-L-DOO"} excess body fat that hangs out of a person(s) shirt over there pants.

sir! your flabaggledo is showing!!

by ¿Яon March 19, 2009

flaccidick

When you have a hard on but become unaroused by something unattractive, nasty, old, smelly, uncalled for, or when a parent walks in on sex with a girl friend, or sessions of masturbation. The penis becomes flaccid so quickly, its as if someone poured acid on it, and dissolved or shrunk it. When you are so turned off you can't get it up, the case is flaccidick.

1.Man last night my girl and i were having sex, and she queefed so loudly, I immediately went flaccidick. I wasn't horny any longer after that, I ended up playing video games the rest of the night.

2. During class i was so horny that i went to the bathroom to masturbate, but someone came into the bathroom and took a smelly shit, and it was hard to concentrate, so i went flaccidick.

by rcpthenemesis December 31, 2009

flaccid

adj. when an individual is incredibly punished off the dab, juul, etc. A state of being flattened or shlumped due to drug use.

That last dab has me flaccid.

by cxnxr! May 7, 2018

Facebook Facade

The happy bullshit you post publicly to maintain your own damn sanity.

Girl: "I see things are great in your life!"

Guy: "Nah, lost my job, got a DUI and left my dime bag in a jacket in my friend's car, but can't let the world think I'm a loser... Gotta keep up the Facebook Facade!"

by This2ShallPass December 10, 2014

facadomy

(fasa-do-me) During intercourse, when the male purposefully attempts to penetrate the female anus without her knowing or consent. The result usually ends up with the female "directing" the male back to the female's vagina.

1 - When I had sex with Sara the other day I pulled a
facadomy and got slapped.

2 - Your life is a fake, ass-fucked, life or a facadomy.

by Norm U. T July 2, 2006

flabagail

a name for someone you know named Abigale who is highly annoying and is hardly liked and doesn't have many friends. if they go by abbey you can them flabby. mostly, you dont say this name to her face but in conversation about her. you can also use this when you are with a group of friends who dont like her and use it as a comeback or a dis.

1. "oh my god, flabagail is really getting annoying"

2. "wow, shes almost annoying as flabby"

3."ugh i really hate flabagail"

by bandgeek2k11 June 10, 2010