1. That little thing that resides in ones body between the brain and mouth.
2. The thing that rejects all the shit that you shouldn't say or do. Usually the thing that backs up your conscience.
2. The thing that rejects all the shit that you shouldn't say or do. Usually the thing that backs up your conscience.
Person 1: "did tou see chad at the xmas party".
Person 2: "Yeah he was so messed up that he told the boss to go fuck himself and use his tears for lubrication."
Person 1: "Yep he definitely lost his job and his filter."
Person 2: "Yeah he was so messed up that he told the boss to go fuck himself and use his tears for lubrication."
Person 1: "Yep he definitely lost his job and his filter."
by catdaddydan January 02, 2020
In November there will be no use of snapchat filters cuz we need some real pics.
No-filter november is being defined by people not using all those beautiful filters
No-filter november is being defined by people not using all those beautiful filters
by Sifx0826 November 01, 2019
Noun. 1. A filter that blocks out offensive items, predetermined by the authorities that added that filter.
Alice and Bob: Since current programming has content considered inappropriate to little children, we'll install a parental filter for a bit. Is that okay?
Charlie: Is Sesame Street filtered?
Alice and Bob: No, you can still watch Sesame Street and other educational programs.
Charlie: That's all good with me.
Charlie: Is Sesame Street filtered?
Alice and Bob: No, you can still watch Sesame Street and other educational programs.
Charlie: That's all good with me.
by Modern-Webster September 13, 2021
The mild self-delusion that your unanswered emails are actually going into the recipient's spam folder.
A: Didn't you already email her?
B: Yeah, but what if she didn't get it? I'd better call.
A: That's a filter hope, B.
B: Yeah, but what if she didn't get it? I'd better call.
A: That's a filter hope, B.
by subsubsublibrarian October 08, 2011
When someone describes themselves as "having no filter" what they really mean is "I'm a massive cunt but you can't get angry at me because I find myself funny"
They also get angry when you call them out for being a cunt and often get really upset when you are a cunt to them.
They also get angry when you call them out for being a cunt and often get really upset when you are a cunt to them.
Person A: "hahaha that guy got hit by a car that's pretty funny"
Person B: "wtf is wrong with you?"
Person A: "I just have no filter haha I'm so random like that"
Person B: "wtf is wrong with you?"
Person A: "I just have no filter haha I'm so random like that"
by Pissedoffwithshittypeople February 08, 2021
the act of collecting urine in a cup and then squatting below the vagina of a female with a crab infestation in her pubic hair. The female will then proceed to slowly pour the urine down her stomach area until it trickles though the infested bush, the ‘filter feeder’ will be waiting mouth agape to collect the lice+urine solution until either the mouth is full or cup is empty, the point in which they will subsequently follow
‘mate this bird i was with the other night was up for some nasty shit, she had me filter feeding at the end of her bed’
by the filter feeder February 10, 2025
by Shaggytron April 04, 2018