Fertie

(Noun) . A specific kind of girlfriend. One that is good, helping to care for her man. Ex. " my fertie treats me like a king" or " hey, that's a bad fertie! You ate all the candy!"

" hey, that's a bad fertie! You ate all the candy!"

" my fertietreats me like a king"

by Shawners January 20, 2015

ferteen

A word in the native tongue of the hillbilly. Either to name the number or initiate a mating ritual.

Hey James, what's nine add 10. It's FERTEEN

I'm gonna FERTEEN u so hard later

by Jeff Fefferson October 19, 2015

flurttlerariffic

Someone/something that is adorable and unique in their own way

"I don't know man, she's just so... flurttlerariffic."

by oodiebear November 24, 2016

fourteen head

When someone tells you to you have a fourteen head then they say you have a big fore head.

Wow look at that guys Fourteen Head.

by Dipshitt May 4, 2017

fertile sauce

semen

I gave my fertile sauce to my alfredo babe.

by ItalianBread October 10, 2017

Fourth base February

A parody of no nut November, it's where you have to get to forth base with someone every week
Variations includefull fuck February

Another parody of no nut November, I'm gonna fail fourth base February this year.

by No nut November society December 19, 2018

Flurter

A Noun
When a bird flies overhead and drops a huge dump on a new or newly washed car.
Usually a white Subaru Crosstrek

“As I left the gym and approached my car I quickly noticed a huge FLURTER right in the middle of the drivers side door.”

by Jalucard December 29, 2018