Burlington Days Festival

An annual opulent display of self-righteous pretension marked by tofu buffalo 'wings,' arugula, blanched kale, kalimba music, kabuki and bottle rockets shot from rectums.

Garry just hasn't been the same since his bottle rocket mishap at the 2021 Burlington Days Festival.

by publius2011 December 3, 2022

Goon Festival

When a group of people get in room and say sooner things.

Me and Billy went to the goon festival in Detroit.

by Yeet for me April 22, 2025

festive peanuts

A fat guy who thinks hes the shit 24/7

How are you doing man?
Im good thanks, Like always

Fuck hes a festive peanuts

by pussyslayer6969lol August 8, 2017

festive american

The politically correct term for a flamboyant gay man : )

Oooh . . . festive american, I love it.

by The Rhinestone Aristocrat October 8, 2022

Bitch Festival

Bitch Festival is a yearly event held in Montana on September 25th. Bitch festival was started by Andriana D. Bitch to celebrate being a real dumb bitch. Dumb bitches and their families gather together and celebrate their bitchiness.

Have you seen Andy? No, she's in Montana for the Bitch Festival.

by anonymous September 16, 2020

festivating

Buying a car, van, or truck to attend multiple music, art, and creative festivals one after another.

I bought this van for my festivating at Burning Man, Lightning in a Bottle, EDC, and Coachella.

by FrankCohen3000 May 16, 2023

festivs

Festivities, plans, or other activities.
Willing to participate or attend various functions.
Pronunciation: fes-tivz/fes-tivs

“Want to see a movie later?”
“I’m with the festivs.”

by Urban-Allen-Poe July 16, 2019