Festive Douche

When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.

My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.

Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.

by milpoolSK April 24, 2023

Central festival

Central Festival is a place where the lankiest teenagers go to fight, do drugs, and sneak into movies to get laid, it is also known for its famous handicap bathrooms where most teenagers from Pattaya have lost their virginity. Watch out for the movie couches tho! you could be sitting on a cum stain!

lanky lad1: yo bro u wanna go to central festival?

lanky lad2: is there a fight?

lanky lad 1: yea maoileo is getting jumped again

lanky lad2: I'm on my way

by Pattaya101 November 23, 2021

festive peanuts

A fat guy who thinks hes the shit 24/7

How are you doing man?
Im good thanks, Like always

Fuck hes a festive peanuts

by pussyslayer6969lol August 08, 2017

Festival Tent

The completely under the cover sanctuary during sexual intercourse.

We had such a fun time under the festival tent last night.

by psychostick321321 May 09, 2011

Jizz festival

A jizz festival is where a whole bunch of gay dude have a orgy wit eachother and they have quote on quote anal sex

Hey did u here about that jizz festival

by Turkey_tits69 December 30, 2019

Festival of Furry Brutality

During year-round festival, you can commit any crime that you can possibly imagine against the furry community (if you can make it there on time). Weapons will be provided by festival staff, but you can bring your own if you'd like! It takes place every 3 years, starting on January 1st, and ending on December 31st. The Festival of Furry Brutality is held in a different place each time, so be prepared for a long journey if you want to attend!

"Hey John, want to come to the Festival of Furry Brutality with me?"

by TheFurSlayer December 15, 2022

dick festival

a festival in japan that i look forwards to a lot

“dude wanna go to the dick festival tomorrow?”
“of course bestie”

by suckblocksyeayea February 07, 2021