Puke farket

Smelly vermin rat prick that wears his sisters pants on his head

“See that puke farket I hate them man smelly pricks”

by Luke halkets a gimp March 30, 2026

Northwest Farkle

When you are hammering the ol’ lady or a sweet woman of the night from behind, without warning you blow it on her back, take the glitter you tried to rub off from the strip club you were at earlier and throw it on the aftermath

Came home from the strip club, hard up but saw I had glitter all over had to get rid of it so I northwest farkled her..learned it in portland, said it it was from the kids birthday party we had the same day…no questions asked

by Eddy the eagle January 6, 2026

its de farkin

same as the word 'fuck' but it sounds cooler :P

also stands for fuckin barking mad lol um idk...

its de farkin mad dannielle!!

by Steffa Effa January 17, 2008

50 Yard Fakie

A person who looks hot from far away, but ugly up close. Common examples include women with too much makeup, and fat guys in sweatshirts/jackets. Most apparent when playing "my team your team"

"Dude, I was checking that girl out from the bar, but when I got closer, I found out she was a 50 Yard Fakie"

MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!

by Schrodinger1008 June 30, 2010

Peanut Butter Farkle

The act of putting peanut butter on one's genitalia in order to have an animal give you oral sex.

Dude you really need to stop with the Peanut Butter Farkle!

by Firestorm108 August 5, 2010