Fanny Hammer

A vibrator or dildo. So called as women can thrust it in and out of themselves with high speeds, hammering their vagina.

'Can you pick me up some AA batteries when you next go to the shop John, my fanny hammer's dead.'

by Randy Rob October 25, 2008

fanny fingers

a woman who is seen to be touching or scratching her fanny then sniffing her fingers

look at that dirty bitch with the fanny fingers!

by nat & dave August 4, 2008

fanny adams

Usually a more pleasant way of saying "fuck all" or an alternative way of saying "nothing at all".

"Sweet FA" is an even lazier way of saying it.

PersonA: So, what have you done today?
PersonB: Sweet fanny adams, that's what.

by Kringlebeast March 11, 2008

fanny fart

the most amazin sound we have the pleasure of creating following shagging, especially doggy style. the greatest thing is you can learn to do them solo when standing in your head. far from being an insult, fanny farts are our fanny's way of sayin thanks for a great shag, it shows they have a world of their own and they jus want to be appreciated!! WE LOVE FANNY FARTS!!!!!!

"OH my god the sound of your fanny fart has just made me come i love fanny farts!!!"

by cheryl and hannah February 16, 2004

Fanny banger

A person who bangs a fanny.... in otherwords, having sex

You're a fanny banger

by Sean Claffey May 29, 2008

fanny bulge

The growth of the front lower abdomen experienced by some middle-aged women. Sometimes mistaken for smuggled meat products under thieving womens' dresses in supermarkets and convenience stores.

"I must have put on weight because I can't seem to fit into my wedding dress anymore....but then again I didn't have my fanny bulge all those years ago!"

by Stockers August 25, 2003

fanny fro

anal hair, as in hair that lines the walls of the ass

That bitch would have given me a rim job, but i had dingle berries all over my fanny fro.

by anonomous August 15, 2004