Worthless Failure

A good for nothing fuck-up who is too stupid to do anything right.

Jesus Christ dude! I gave you one simple task and you still fucked up! You're such a worthless failure!

by WorthlessFailure May 18, 2018

Failure

Lots of people say they are failures, but you are the only one who actually is.

You: I've done nothing with my life. I'm a failure.

by XxHipxX December 9, 2019

Educated failure

People who have gone to an elite prep school or a ivy league university but are boring and unimpressive in their post educational social/professional lives.

Mayor Pete is an educated failure!

by Sexydimma October 16, 2024

Being a Failure

Being a Failure is when Steven He's dad grabs the sandal and gives you permanent emotional damage.

You are being a failure.
-Steven's Dad

by j4k3yy November 11, 2022

Failure

When your Asian and you get a C in Mathematics

You get the C in Mathematics? You're such a failure!

by 69bruh420oof March 12, 2022

Failure

Steven He

Steven He is a failure

by Steven He is a failure May 17, 2021

Asspiring Failure

A phrase to describe someone who is failing at life.

Oh, you see that kid there, the one who stares at cat pics in class? He's an Asspiring Failure.

by Gan12Maglev August 17, 2022