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Parental Fail

When your parents either are unreasonably strict and controlling or are drug dealers. And not the fun kind of drug dealers, either.
"Oh my gosh, my parents are making me drop my AP class and Jazz Band! They're such parental fails!"
by Vanessa(: August 30, 2009
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Youtube Fail

"He just faceplanted!"
"oh that's a youtube fail!"
by iyoutuber March 15, 2009
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senses fail

One of the best bands I have ever heard im my life. Both of their CD's are good
the first and the second one. If you haven't heard of them yet you should definetly check them out.
by Enna B. January 9, 2005
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NNN fail explanation

The reason your homie failed no nut November is because he wasn’t strong enough to survive. Although it was for a good reason as I told him about Riley Reid on porn hub and how to make a fake flesh light. you get a glass, put sponges around the inside then put some rubber gloves into it to fit ur dong size. You should try it! Use this to explain to someone as to why you failed no nut November.
Some dude: yo have u failed yet
The other guy: um yeah......
Some dude: dude wtf ur weak bruh
The other guy: read this NNN fail explanation, cunt
by Stop giving it the biggun November 12, 2019
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Epic Failure

The point where you can't do anything right. At this time your existence is pointless. You are a failure and will always be a failure.
If you score lower on a test than a class of retarded 4th graders, you are an epic failure.

Also includes: Falling off of your house, running into a wall, Trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.
by Nick Callies April 29, 2008
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penis failure

On June 22, 2008, George Carlin passed away due to penis failure.
by VarietyPerson November 28, 2011
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epoch failure

A failure of such great magnitude that it can only be quantified in geologic time.
John: While rolling last night I tried to pull off a flying armbar but I ended up missing it and landing on my head.

Jane: Wow...Epic failure.

John: To make it worse I sharded myself when I hit the ground.

Jane: What?! Epoch Failure!!
by Seamuskc July 13, 2018
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