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near-dick experience

This is when you come very close to seeing or touching a penis, but the action is sadly cut short before any penetration or interaction makes way.
Sally! George came over last night and I had a near-dick experience, but my religion kept me from doing the deed.
by Near-dick Momma October 29, 2017
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near-nut experience

When your are activly masturbating and almost nut but you decide to quickly change the porno.
I was watching amateur yesterday and had a near-nut experience so I could go to interatial sex nut porn masturbation
by TheSalts August 3, 2016
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Ultimate Bangkok Experience

A truly unique experience whereby a guy is fully drunk in a disco in Bangkok and brings a beautiful lady back to hotel, only to discover "she" is a ladyboy and the deed is already done. By the way the guy did not use any of those condoms, the ladyboy did.
John: Hey Pete, why does Tom seem so depressed and in shock?

Pete: He got the Ultimate Bangkok Experience last night.
John: A moment of silence for him...
by Akkaraju August 21, 2021
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ticket blaster experience

when Chuck E. Cheese cums tickets all over your fucking goddamn face
The ticket blaster experience made my child sooooooooooo happy.
by Supah Dave October 5, 2013
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The Full Whitechapel Experience

The sexual act of dressing like Jack the Ripper and unloading fiery liquid lava diarrhea shits in your partners mouth in a Persian restaurant bathroom. After this has been done, the same act is performed again in a Starbucks bathroom down the road.
After a couple have a reasonably large sized brunch in London, they decide to spice things up in the Whitechapel neighbourhood by performing The Full Whitechapel experience.
by jackieboi123 May 6, 2023
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Vanilla Minecraft Experience

When Bamboo is sometimes just too hard to clear
Man my entire garden is filled with Bamboo, this isn't what I came to understand of a "Vanilla Minecraft Experience."
by Bid Bongus January 27, 2022
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Freedom of Supernatural Experience

Freedom of Supernatural Experience or supernatural experience liberty is a principle that supports supernatural experiences, such as religious, spiritual, mystical, divine, extraphysical, metaphysical and psychic experiences, are free from be judged or considered as delusions, hallucionations and other mental illnesses, and should be dealt as religious, spiritual, mystical, divine and supernatural beliefs are respected and considered normal, where those beliefs are also free from be judged as delusions and mental illnesses inside freedom of supernatural experience. Freedom of supernatural experience is considered as a fundamental part of the supernatural rights and of freedom of supernaturality.
"Freedom of supernatural experience is an interesting right for the future, it is basically a complement of freedom of supernaturality, but in a more specific way."

"Freedom of supernatural experience is a nice way to stop what new atheists are doing in calling everything religious and spiritual as delusions and as other mental illnesses, since they would be doing a form of discrimination doing that and it would encourage agnosticism and deism to become popular among people."
by Full Monteirism February 15, 2021
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