That guy I like kept suggesting that we go out, but we never actually did. I had a near date experience.
by ninjavee May 29, 2009
This is when you come very close to seeing or touching a penis, but the action is sadly cut short before any penetration or interaction makes way.
Sally! George came over last night and I had a near-dick experience, but my religion kept me from doing the deed.
by Near-dick Momma October 25, 2017
by Supah Dave October 06, 2013
a act of sticking a drill in your pecker then turning it on while moaning in pain while your chubbed tree is getting ripped apart by the drill
by big Angela February 21, 2022
I was watching amateur yesterday and had a near-nut experience so I could go to interatial sex nut porn masturbation
by TheSalts March 10, 2016
The act of watching ‘Tiger King’ on Netflix while letting your dog lick peanut butter off your balls
by Quarantined jabroni March 28, 2020
The sexual act of dressing like Jack the Ripper and unloading fiery liquid lava diarrhea shits in your partners mouth in a Persian restaurant bathroom. After this has been done, the same act is performed again in a Starbucks bathroom down the road.
After a couple have a reasonably large sized brunch in London, they decide to spice things up in the Whitechapel neighbourhood by performing The Full Whitechapel experience.
by jackieboi123 May 07, 2023