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Egertonitis

A crippling disease that affects Egerton Arms A players both mentally and physically. When a player sees the finishing line, he farts so much so that he follows through. Sufferers shake like shitting dogs before ultimately missing a finish that a blind man on a galloping horse would get.
Fuck me what a bottle job, he must have Egertonitis!
by Unluckkyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2024
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Everyone Else's Fault

You're making a conscious decision to make 'woke shit' fail so yeah.
Podcast retard 1 "I don't like woke shit."

Podcast retard 2 "I don't like woke shit... Dragon Age got woke shit..."

Podcast retard 1 🤤

Podcast retard 2 "Derrrr... What do you think?"

Hym "I don't give a single fuck if there is a tranny in it. That's not my primary concern as far as games are concerned. I don't play action games but I might get it once the price drops. Or wait for it to go on sale. I don't give a fuck about woke shit. I don't give a fuck if your kids get threatened. Or die. What I do care about is having my shit stolen. And if that is going to happen then you're kids are going to do exactly that. So... You don't matter bitch."

Podcast retard 1 "Peopuh don't like woke shit. You think it's everyone else's fault."

Hym "I think you're a retard. I think you are the exact reason the government is necessary. Nobody give a fuck what you like."
by Hym Iam December 1, 2024
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Everyone else's fault

I'm in pain every day. My feet hurt. My joints hurt. My back hurts. The pressure in the side of my face is constant. I'm laying in bed right now listening to the popping sound my ear makes when I swallow. The weaponized schizophrenia and surveillance apparatus are real. I was correct. And the only thing standing between me and amelioration is YOU. I don't need to do what ever you were about to suggest. Everything you were about to suggest is LESS EFFECTIVE than the alternative and THAT IS BY DESIGN. That's YOU suggesting shit options because YOU don't want me to have access to the good options.
Hym "So, yes. It is everyone else's fault. You're doing it TO ME... ON PURPOSE.... Out of spite... And I will kill your fucking kids... You retarded fucking animals... What in the actual fuck... Is actually fucking wrong with you? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Maybe your therapist can tell you. Do they do that? I have to go to bed now. I'm only going to get 3 hours of sleep before work at the job I'm literally trapped at because my car can't drive for more than 3 minutes at a time."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2024
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Everyone Knows That

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The song it''s actually from an 80s porn film called "Angels of Passion" on XHamster
Person 1: Hey, Remember "Everyone Knows That"?
Person 2: yeah, the song got found
Person 1: WOW I'M SO HAPPY~
Person 2: On XHamster
Person 1: What the fuck?
by JustRandomAndNormal May 3, 2024
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Everyone

All people except for Virginia Plumley
“Everyone in here is stupid”
Grammy: “excuseeeee me”
“Not you Grammy you know that”
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Everyonism

Everyonism is an inclusive ideology harmonizing national interests with global cooperation to foster economic resilience, social justice, environmental stewardship, and cultural respect. It strengthens national economies while promoting international trade and cultural exchange, ensuring local businesses thrive alongside global partnerships. This ideology values both national prosperity and global wellbeing, suggesting these goals are complementary.

Everyonism commits to progressive policies, prioritizing sustainable development, economic diversification, and technological innovation. It advocates for universal access to healthcare and education, emphasizing social equity and human rights. By promoting renewable energy and sustainable practices, it addresses climate change. Additionally, Everyonism supports a universal basic income through a borderless, global blockchain economy, reducing poverty and empowering individuals.

Everyonism also advocates for direct democracy, encouraging active participation in decision-making to combat stagnation and corruption. It supports spiritual diversity and the right to worship freely, integrating spiritual beliefs into its inclusive framework. By celebrating cultural traditions and protecting heritage, Everyonism ensures all voices are respected, creating a society where everyone feels valued and empowered.
Everyonism is an inclusive ideology that seeks to harmonize national interests with global cooperation, promoting economic resilience, social justice, environmental stewardship, and cultural respect for a balanced and sustainable future.
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Everyonist

### Everyonist: A Supporter of Everyonism

An Everyonist supports Everyonism, an inclusive ideology that harmonizes national interests with global cooperation. They prioritize strengthening national economies and fostering international trade and cultural exchange for mutual benefits. Everyonists advocate for progressive policies like sustainable development, social equity, and universal access to healthcare and education. They support renewable energy and a universal basic income (UBI) funded through a global blockchain economy, empowering individuals financially.

Everyonists champion ethical governance and direct democracy, promoting transparency and accountability. They encourage active community participation in decision-making processes. Valuing cultural and spiritual diversity, Everyonists protect cultural heritage and support the right to worship freely. They are committed to environmental stewardship and animal rights, advocating for sustainable practices and ethical treatment.

Everyonists also support global peace and security through diplomatic efforts and humanitarian aid, working towards a peaceful and inclusive world. By championing these principles, Everyonists aim to create a connected global community that values diversity and wellbeing.
Everyonists and their everyonisms...
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