E&J

A brand of Brandy that mixes well with Pepsi.

Last night I had E&J and Pepsi, I got so drunk!

by Steph15 September 12, 2006

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Premature Ejavulation

To prematurely fire a javelin while smart-bombing in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Can often be the response of a surprised smart-bomber seeing their teammate run by and thus, prematurely firing.

"Ohhfdjgnwtf damn it Evan!" - Asianinvasions7
"Haha What?" - CHOPPA N DA SKY
"Evan ran by my javvy with his big pancake and I Prematurely Ejavulated!" - Asianinvasions7
"LOL Premature Ejavulation does not taste as good as pickle!" - Ryan8102095

by GetToDaCh0ppa July 10, 2011

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ejgit

A term used mainly by the Irish. Similar to the English term 'idiot'.

"You big fecking ejgit!"

by clare_x April 3, 2006

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Double Ejection

To eject from both ski's whilst wiping out on a ski run or jump.

Q. Was that wipe-out a double or single ejection?

by Cameron March 30, 2004

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spontaneous meat ejaculation

A spontaneous meat ejaculation is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable ejaculation which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. The amount of ejaculate it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal ejaculations. It normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.

Phil and Bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the All You Can Eat Meat Depot. They continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat ejaculation. They were happy they would be sharing this moment together.

by oscillation October 23, 2010

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